While you wait for Catperson number 4 (you, MM, Your dad, and now AC) to show up, you think about the implications of the cucumber, as they say, taking the drive down Chocolate street.
Of course, it's too disgusting to even think too hard about it, so instead, you just see that the cat hits the fan (Remember from SK).
ArsenicCatnip accepted
AC: :33 > *th3 quick and nimbl3 cat notic3s th3 inquir3rous cool cat prancing along his m3rry way*
AC: :33 > *sh3 strolls up to him and purrs a little*
AC: :33 > *sh3 asks him what his wo3s ar3*
PI: *the cool cat replies with a cucumber*
AC: :33 > *th3 cat also notic3s th3 small bird in th3 corn3r*
AC: :33 > *sh3 asks him what his probl3ms ar3*
SB: B^ *You are told by the duck that he's perfectly fine watching the cool cat fumble his way through trying to get out of jacking off.* (those are sunglasses)
AC: :33 > *th3 cat, puzzl3d by the narration switch, carri3s away with h3lping th3 cool cat with his buck3t probl3m* (that's so cool)
AC: :33> *th3 cat 3xplains that th3 s3nsation is good, and you f33ls just lik3 you b3com3 compl3t3*
PI: *the cool cat doesn't understand why a cucumber could feel so good*
GC: *TH3 L4W DR4GON INT3RG3CTS WH1TH 4 "1T"S 4 FUCK1NG CUCUMB3R, 4ND YOU ONLY H4V3 L1K3 3 M1NUT3S L3FT"*
AC: :33 > *th3 cat r3minds th3 dragon that sh3 do3sn't lik3 sw3ar words*
GC: *TH3 HYP3RG4L4CT1C SP4C3 DR4GON R3M1NDS TH3 C4T TH4T SH3 DO3SN"T C4R3*
AC: :33 > *th3 cat cowards behind th3 cool cat*
PI: *the cool cat tells the ever increasing dragon to shut up*
SB: \*^ *You are informed that the duck has made a meme about this.* (sunglasses raised)
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