Oh! There he is. The man of the hour...
My! What a pleasant surprise.
I wasn't expecting you.
Suki: then why did you send me an invitation
Time is merely an illusion.
Did you know that?
Suki: what
Yes, it's true. Time is in fact, an illusion.
We perceive it through the effects of it, rather than it's actual self.
When have you ever seen time?
Suki: a clock
Ah, well in that case, you're only perceiving a render of time, not the entirety of it.
Time moves too slow for us to know when it is affecting everything, but it is too fast for us to see what's really going on.
It is through this property of time, the fact that nothing about it is set in stone, that I contacted you.
I did a little experiment.
A few minutes ago, I set out for myself that I would meet you right now, and that I would give you the invitation afterwards.
Suki: so you havent done it yet
No, not at all. What did it say?
Suki: if i did tell you
Suki: and you arent bluffing about minute timetravel
I'm not traveling through time, no, I'm distorting it.
Suki: sure
Suki: if you arent bluffing about minute time distortion
Suki: then if i told you it
Suki: that would give you the idea of what it was
Suki: which would be very abusable
Suki: because i could tell you something wrong
Suki: and you wouldnt know that it was wrong
Yes! Although that is totally the case, I fully trust that you are honest with me and you don't cause a time paradox.
Suki: ok then
Suki: the invitation said
Suki: you are invited to join me in my space and you can enter via here
Suki: but the here was a hyperlink
That sounds as though it could've been by me.
Thank you for telling me, I was being a little bit indecisive about that kind of thing.
Suki: great
Suki: is there more you wanted to tell me
Yes!
I want to show you many things, from your future, and a little from mine...
SK: and then took me to several cool places
SK: like my birth
SK: or my death
SK: and he even showed me all of you guyses deaths
SK: which was super freaky
SK: and then he showed me the result of playing the game
SB: Was it pleasant?
SK: no
SB: Then how was it?
SK: i cant
SK: i dont want to tell you
SK: its just
SB: Too scary?
SK: no
SK: i cant really explain
SK: if i told you
SK: im worried it may not even happen
SB: Did you tell Meowrage and Mew Mew about this?
SK: no
SK: shit
SK: i forgot you were smart
SB: What's that supposed to-
SB: OHHHHHHHHH!!! E-=XvX=3 (mind blown)
SB: It has something to do with me.
SB: And that's why you told me about it first.
SB: You were worried that if you kept it on the low down with PI and MM, that they would squeal, exposing the entire truth.
SB: And so, if you told me first, you could keep me from finding out more than you would want me to.
SK: fuck
SK: your right
SK: sherlock fucking holmes everyone
SK: so what are you gonna do now
SB: I'll respect your decision, as my friend, and I'll refuse to allow much time travel-
SB: or "time distortion" to impact the result of our game.
SK: ty for being understanding
SB: No problem. And if you need anything else, just tell me.
SK: whatever
SB: Alright, see ya.
SK: cya
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