You go into a corner and pull out your tablet. (Thank god for tree-based internet)
MiracleMadchild began cheering PunnyInvestigatorguy(2) : :
PI: yooooooo
PI: wassup
MM: oh, nothing.
MM: I was just wondering when Syb would want to start playing, and if you knew anything about what happened to him.
PI: oh yeah
PI: ok its simple
PI: we each have a dream self that we become whenever we are asleep
PI: and each of our dream selves have a copy of our room on one of the moons of the two kingdoms
PI: prospit and derse
PI: syb and i have our rooms on the prospit moon while suki and i guess you have rooms on the derse moon
PI: but the pillar that held up sybs room blew up a few minutes ago and so thats probably why he cant talk to us
PI: that and im typing to you on his computer
MM: what?
PI: yeah
PI: i was just following the guy the queen sent to guide me to where syb is
PI: and on the way i noticed his computer just laying on the floor and i go
PI: ah let me bring this to him
PI: so i go over to the laptop and then your name comes up as a cheer icon
PI: so what do i do
PI: i take log into my account and answer your cheer
MM: I'm completely lost, what is going on?
PI: didnt syb tell you
PI: im on prospit right now
PI: but im also asleep in my house
MM: what? I haven't had power to my main computer for about an hour.
PI: oh shit really
PI: ok
PI: so you know this game were about to play
MM: yes?
PI: please tell me syb told you about me entering the game and about the imps
MM: I think he said something about that.
MM: I was petting greater dog and I wanted to make a joke about boners.
MM: so, I went to the chat, but Syb was talking all about that stuff.
MM: so, I simply said the boner joke out loud and not a whole lot was said about that.
PI: oh cool you were playing undertale
PI: ok so those imp guys
PI: they are from derse and their skin is black
PI: and there are similar people from prospit whos skin is white
PI: and these are planets that im talking about
PI: we each have a planet and then there are two other planets prospit and derse
PI: six in total
PI: im on prospit and its all yellow
PI: and they seem nice and all
MM: well, I don't know what your talking about, but it sounds like you're having fun.
MM: I'm gonna do something really crazy right now.
PI: what are you gonna do
MM: I'm gonna use 200+ puppets to physically destroy the robot who's been torturing me.
MM: so much fun!!!!!11!
PI: well i dont know what youre talking about
PI: but it sounds like youre having fun
MM: haha, way to turn the tables.
PI: did you see
PI: i even corrected your gramar
MM: wow, you did!
MM: congrats.
MM: oh, and happy birthday, I sorta forgot.
PI: oh shit
PI: i forgot again as well
PI: this is like
PI: the second time ive forgotten today was my birthday
PI: earlier today with suki
PI: and now with this game
PI: i guess it doesnt matter
MM: no, it does!
MM: if you're forgetting your own birthday, then it must be a sign.
MM: it must mean that something significant is obscuring the significance of today.
PI: or im just sleeping
PI: which is exactly what im doing right now
MM: or that.
MM: well, whatever it is, stay keen to it.
PI: yeah you too
PI: cya l8er
MM: yeah, see you!!!!1!!
MiracleMadchild ceased to cheer PunnyInvestigatorguy : :