You, being your cat self, decide to start hissing, a pretty common practice for catkind. You bet this practice is common for your new collegial friend in her society.
You hiss at the cucumber
Then you go talk to your friend
PI: sb do this for me
SB: I can't, you're the only one who can do this.
GC: H3"S R1GHT, YOU 4R3 TH3 ONLY ON3 WHO C4N DO TH1S
PI: really
GC: Y3S, YOU N33D TO DO TH1S SO YOU C4N 3NT3R