1055 >Meowrage: set it to 33 1/3

There's your problem, it was set to 2048.  You suspect that's in rotations per minute, and then you think about cars because that's about how fast cars rotate their axles.  How this music device can even do 2048 rpm is a question that we have no time to answer.  For now, it is set to 33 1/3, the normal speed of a record player.

>Meowrage: play record