You come up for a reason to get a map of the floor: fire exits. PS laughs that you concern yourself with Fire of all things. You point out that him saying that is exactly what causes the fire in the first place. You tell him that this game is full of cosmic irony turned unwieldly by the march of time. He commemorates your discovery, noting that several things in his life were ruined by ironic distribution: The nickname for the previous generation was "the greatest" despite most of them screwing up a lot of things in the kingdom, forcing faulty education and the likes; as well as a few more than that. You also note evidence for this being that your planet, Land of Dragons and Noir, includes Dragons as one of it's two main characteristics, despite the fact that you despise dragons.
He capitulates to the undeniable irony that will arise if he doesn't show you the fire exits. He draws up a crude map of the floor. He depicts 4 rooms on the floor and the hallway. His Office, his two neighbors', and a room designated for something called "Hadron Koleido"? You ask about what that is.