hmm, ice cream. A summer's penultimate delight. You ask your mom if you two could have ice cream.
Meowrage: hey mom, can we have ice cream?
Meowrage: I mean, can you even have ice cream?
Mama: Why yes, I can make us some ice cream.
Mama: And I can eat ice cream for your information.
Mama: And furthermore, I know a lot of things right now that I never knew I could. I know about so much, that I'll tell ya' a lot of it right now.
Mama: You played sburb, a game whose main purpose is as clear to me now as the detail on a musclebeast's teat.
Mama: Sburb's purpose is to create universes.
Mama: And everyone who plays it was originally destined to do so.
Mama: Through a thing called:
Mama: PARADOX SPACE
Mama: which is the fabric woven in between universes.
Mama: We currently are in the middle of what's known as The Medium.
Mama: The Medium is the playing field for the game's many interactions in what's known as The Incipishphere.
Mama: The Incipisphere is where all the gameplay is.
Mama: The difference between the two is that The Incipisphere includes the great beyond, and The Medium is the great divide between light, and dark. Space, and time.
Mama: Inside the Medium, at least this version, there are 5 main planets, and Skaia in the middle.
Mama: We are standing on The Land Of Noir And Dragons, also known as LONAD for short.
Mama: It is the second planet from Skaia in the middle.
Mama: The furthest one, right before the Veil is known as Derse.
Mama: Derse is the planet of the black imps. These IMPosters that are around the house belong to that planet.
Mama: Derse is accompanied by its opposite, Prospit, floating around the first closest planet to Skaia.
Mama: Prospit is the homeplace of the white imps. They are normally good, and Derse imps are normally bad.
Mama: The two nations fight in the center of The Medium, Skaia, a huge battlefield where they fight for millions of years.
Mama: up until now, they were fighting alone, but since you were the first person to enter, it's your destiny to stop the inevitable.
Mama: It's your destiny to beat the Dersians, and claim your birthright, your own universe with your friends.
Mama: You have done so much already, but there's quite a bit more, especially in the coming few days, that you'll have to do. And it will be so beautiful.
Mama: I'll be there with you until you don't need me, but I'll try to stay as long as I can.
Mama: I don't want our first days together to be our last
Mama: *starts tearing* Because that wouldn't be fair.
Mama: not to me
Mama: not to you
Mama: not to the fabrics of time that fill the void.
Mama: I love you so much, I'll try to do my best. But I know you can handle it.
Mama: So, I'm going to tell you exactly what you're going to do in the upcoming days.
Mama: You are what's known as the Ace Of Space, and it's your destiny to figure out the big mystery that will happen in a separate session of Sburb, that will cause the rise of a certain Lord Of Time.
Mama: And once you do, it'll be your responsibility to decide whether or not to let it happen, and how exactly to prepare for it.
Mama: But don't worry about your speed, you'll have as much time as you need. And Besides, you have your friends to help you along the way.
Mama: Iiiii've, been talking a lot, haven't I?
Mama: why don't I fix us some ice cream.
She pulls out an ice cream machine.
She fixes you two some ice cream.
You eat the ice cream in solace to commemorate this newfound information dump.
With the last few bites, you cry a few tears because your time with your mom will be cut short for your multiversal duties.
After the ice cream, you feel a certain aura of Determination wash over you. You feel the upcoming events will be quite amazing and spectacular. You look to the future and wonder what it my curtail.