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Good idea, they've been waiting a little bit to hear back from you. It's a good idea to forward your newfound information.
But instead, you notice a new name trying to contact you, you click that instead.
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CarcinoGeneticist started trolling PunnyInvestigatorguy : :
CG: HELLO MEOWRAGE, YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON WHO ENTERED YOUR SESSION, SO I WAS INSTRUCTED TO PREP YOU ON YOUR UPCOMING DUTIES.
CG: NOW, YOUR CURRENT PREDICAMENT IS QUITE SIMILAR TO MINE, I NOTICED IT DIFFERS QUITE MASSIVELY.
CG: I WILL WARN YOU THAT YOUR FUTURE IS FUCKING GRIM.
PI: who are you
CG: I AM THE TROLL WHO WAS MY SESSION'S FIRST PLAYER.
PI: i got that, but what's your name?
CG: WHAT KIND OF TROLL WOULD I BE IF I WERE TO TELL YOU MY NAME.
PI: but terzei told me hers
CG: OF COURSE SHE DID, I'M GOING TO PUNCH HER FOR DOING SO.
PI: wouldnt she just not know why you were punching her?
CG: FUUUUUUCKKKKK, YOU'RE RIGHT, BRING HER IN RIGHT NOW!
PI: why cant you?
CG: UUUUHHHHHH, NUMBNUTS, I HAVE TROLLIAN.
CG: NOT STUPID ENCORE.
CG: SO I CAN'T MAKE A CHAT LIKE THIS WITH MORE THAN 1 OTHER PERSON.
CG: BUT YOU CAN, FOR SOME GOD FORSAKEN REASON.
CG: INVITE HER NOW!
PI: okay, cool your jets man
PunnyInvestigatorguy changed the trolling quota from cyberbully to gang bang : :
PunnyInvestigatorguy invited GallowsCallibrator from CarcinoGeneticist's present : :
GallowsCallibrator accepted under the condition of : NO_V1OL3NC3_K4RK4T :
CarcinoGeneticist refused under clause : YOU_SUCK_TERZEI_YOU_USED_MY_REAL_NAME :
GallowsCallibrator retorted the refusal with a remark of : YOU_M4D3_TH4T_UP :
CarcinoGeneticist retorted the refusal of the refusal with a remark of : WHAT_THE_FUCK_TERZEI_NO_I_DIDN'T_NO_I_DIDN'T_AND_I'M_GOING_TO_PUNCH_YOU_FOR_USING_YOUR_REAL_NAME :
GallowsCallibrator objected to that remark with a : TRY_TO_STOP_M3 :
GallowsCallibrator accepted the original invitation, with an added note of : JUST_TO_SP1T3_K4RK4T :
GC: WH4T"S UP MY PR3TTY K1TTY C4T. OH, 4ND TH3 OTH3R K4T
CG: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU USE YOUR REAL NAME WITH THE STUPID CAT
GC: OH B3 K1ND TO OUR HOST. DON"T W4NT TO UPS3T H1M B3FOR3 H3 G41NS TH3 R1GHT 1MPR3SS1ON OF YOU
PI: hi, please help me, who is this guy?
PI: i ask, but he just insults me
GC: DON"T WORRY, H3 DO3S TH4T TO 3V3RYON3. H1S N4M3 1S K4RK4T, 4ND H3 W4S TH3 F1RST ON3 OF OUR S3SS1ON TO 3NT3R TH3 M3D1UM
GC: JUST L1K3 YOU. 4ND H3 QU1CKLY B3C4M3 OUR L34D3R
GC: H3 D1D 4 LOT OF TH3 TH1NGS YOU W1LL N33D TO DO 4S TH3 F1RST P3RSON 1N YOUR S3SS1ON
CG: THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL HIM
PI: ok, but you couldve done it a bit better
CG: A BIT HUH? A MOTHERFUCKING BIT?
CG: I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE MOTHERFUCKING FIRST CONTACT WITH YOU BITCH, BUT APPARENTLY IT COULD'VE BEEN DONE "A BIT BETTER"!
CG: MOTHERFUCKER, A BIT IS WAY OUT OF THE REALM OF HOW GOOD MY PRESENTATION COULD'VE BEEN.
CG: FUCK YOU, I WAS JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT YOU COULD ASK ME ANYTHING IF YOU HAD FUCKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKING ECTOBIOLOGY SHIT THAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO IN THE FUTURE, OR ASK ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKING GYMNASTICS YOU HAVE TO PULL IN ORDER TO GET YOUR TEAM TO WORK TOGETHER WITHOUT BREAKING APART
CG: MOTHERFUCKER, I'M DONE. BYE. YOUR ONE AND ONLY TIME TO TALK TO THE GREAT KARKAT HAS BEEN RUINED BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING SUCH A WHINY LITTLE BITCH.
CG: GOOD. FUCKING. DAY.
PI: ...
PI: well...?
GC: H3 C4N"T L34V3 B3C4US3 H3 H4S 4 CRUSH ON YOU
GC: 1SN"T TH4T R1GHT KK?
CG: FUCK YOU, I LEAVE WHEN I WANT.
GC: WH1CH WOULD B3 NOW, 1F YOU D1DN"T 4T L34ST C4R3 4BOUT TH3 C4T GUY
CG: WHAT, NO! I'M STAYING BECAUSE IF I DIDN'T, THEN OUR UNIVERSE WOULDN'T EXIST, AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT HAPPEN, WE'RE TOO AWESOME.
GC: Y34H, TOT4LLY M4K3S S3NS3...
CG: I'M GOING TO GO PUNCH YOU NOW.
GC: 1"LL TOT4LLY SM3LL YOU COM1NG
CG: THAT'S WHY I'LL TELL MY YOUNGER SELF TO DO SO.
CarcinoGeneticist invited CarcinoGeneticist(2) from the past : :
CarcinoGeneticist(2) declined under the basis of : FUCK_YOU_ME :
CarcinoGeneticist gave the middle finger to CarcinoGeneticist(2) and told him : PUNCH_TERZEI_NOW! :
CarcinoGeneticist(2) declined under the basis : GO_PUNCH_HER_YOURSELF :
CarcinoGeneticist told his past self to : SHUT_UP_I_CAN'T_ AND_INSTEAD_I'LL_PUNCH_YOU : and punched himself : :
Both CarcinoGeneticists stopped trolling each other to become the other, or to forget about this version of each other : : this also extends to PunnyInvestigatorguy and GallowsCallibrator : :
GC: SM3LL Y4 L4T3R!
PunnyInvestigatorguy ceases to be trolled by the two trolls : :
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