What Needham Students Really Wish You Knew
By Amelie Zosa
Published April 1st
News: NHS students caught using the Own Your Piece/Peace “things I wish others knew about me” ribbons to share what they truly wish people knew (rather than the basic complaints usually put on there… “sometimes not getting enough sleep makes me tired” and etc., you get the gist). Seen on the banisters of Needham:
What I wish people knew…
I got a 1590 on my SAT
The stain on my pants is chocolate, not poop
I cut my bangs like this on accident
I’m talking to a new guy, he's not hot or nice but he kind of likes me
I didn't realize I was wearing a groutfit until I got here
I got into Harvard and that nerd Joey Jim didn't
Just because I do theater and all my friends do theater doesn't make me a loser
I remember all the weird things you guys ate in elementary school
I will kiss and tell, please ask me about it
I swear I got deferred not rejected
He didn't ghost me, I ghosted him
I'm not crying I have allergies
I do have friends, they just don't go to this school, ok?
I'm sweating because I walked to school, not because I'm too out of shape for the main stairs
I did better than Arthur on that calc test
Once I almost got in a nearly tragic accident so I think I deserve more attention
I didn't fart it was Owen