Cast List

In order of appearance

Jacob Cutless

Butcher. Likes a smoke and a juicy steak.

Jacob Pedersen

Stefan Slidefahster

Obsessive, particularly about his hair. Loves his food.

Sebastian Homer

Iris Pinchpocket

Mayor’s typist and a chain smoker

Catarina Perez

Gustav Sleezelskint,

A very serious tailor

Sebastião Bowden

Brushmoor, A painter

Classically trained artist, Now unemployed

Tom Nash

Station Master/Guard

Strict, Obsessed with punctuality

Aliki Sarri Lima

A Ticket Inspector

Officious, does things by the book

Michael Valadares Gehbauer

Scraperfenning, a Bailiff

Hardworking and smug

Lourenço Rio

Mayor Blowhardt

Loves the sound of his own voice

Josh Green

Mrs Blowhardt

A Henpecker, loves correcting her husband.

Aurea Antunes

Inspector Clueless, Police Chief

Loud, bossy, arrogant. Will turn a blind eye if the money is right.

Diogo Neto

Tipplesipper,

School Mistress

Obsessive drinker, atheist, smartest person in town and knows it.

Alix Begasse de Dhaem

Father Sinwell, a Priest

Earnest, has savings tucked in his bible

Antonio Abril Ameri

Doctor Neherwell, a Medic

A pretentious asshole, who on the inside is a coward. Seems to want to genuinely do good. Debatable Hypochondriac.

Emerson Lopes

Mrs Creeky, town gossip

Nosey, talks non-stop

Alessia Casilli

Mrs Bulkgirdle, town gossip

Will go anywhere to hear and spread gossip

Madalena Mota

Ms Rudesniffer, town gossip

Negative, rude and very superior

Ana Paula (AP) Peralta

Alfred Ill, a Shopkeeper

Affable shopkeeper and family man with a secret past

Tomás Andrade

Matilda Ill, Alfred’s wife

Long suffering. Alfred married her to inherit her father’s shop.

Naomi Machemer

Karl Ill, their son

Trying to avoid his dad to escape his own emotions

Lourenço Rio

Annya Ill, their daughter

Plays tennis, unbothered teenager

Caris Machemer

Claire Zachanassian

World’s richest woman. Collects husband’s for a hobby.

Bianca Del Fabbro

Moby, each of Claire’s 3 husbands

All 3 husbands are very chic, feeling proud of their wife and they’re always excited and very rich

Thomas Taveirne

Koby, a blind eunuch

Loby, a blind eunuch

These brainless, blinded and castrated characters stumble around and always stick together whilst bringing some of the play’s comedic energy

Bruno Andrade

Elliott Hughes

Roby, Claire’s bodyguard

Toby, Claire’s bodyguard

Rescued by Claire from death row to be her frightening bodyguards

Poppy McCall

Cassia de Bandeira

Boby, Claire’s butler

All knowing, always taking notes, always sees everything and feeds it all back to Claire

Lara Sheehy

A Musician

A muscular musician arousing Claire’s interest.

Michael Valadares Gehbauer

First Reporter

Typical paparazzi, will invade anyone’s space for a story

Aliki Sarri Lima

Second Reporter

Will photograph anything/anybody that moves or doesn’t move.

Michael Valadares Gehbauer

Radio Commentator

A 1960’s David Attenborough

Tom Nash