Some of my jokes are from https://www.ducksters.com/jokes/silly.php
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look a bit flushed
Some jokes from the bottom if my heart:
Q: Why was six afraid of seven
A: Because seven ate nine
Q: What's a kidnappers favorite kinds of shoes
A: White Vans!
Q: Why can't Cinderella play soccer
A: She keeps running from the ball
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it
Q: Why can't fish play basketball?
A: Because there scared of the net
From Skylar and Ava
Q: What do mermaids use to wash their clothes
A: Tide
Q: Why can't vampires do baseball
A: They like to play with the bats