Rules for Life

If you can’t pronounce it, don’t eat it.          Don’t buy food products with any ingredients           you can’t easily pronounce. — Michael Pollan
Don’t go food shopping when you are hungry.
Never buy anything advertised on television.
Handle each piece of paper only once.
If you have something to do,          and it will take less than five minutes,          do it now.
Dress the message.          Dress for success.
Under promise; over deliver.
Eat breakfast like a king or queen,          lunch like a prince or princess,          and dinner like a pauper.
Don't put it down; put it away. 
If it’s not broken; don’t fix it.
If the content is free, then you are the product.
Bad news travels faster than good news.          Bad news can travel half way around the world           while the good news is putting on its shoes.            — sometimes attributed to Mark Twain
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get hit if you           just sit there. — Will Rogers
You never have just one cockroach.
When you are a hammer, everything looks like a nail. 
Every tool has a job, and a home.          It is a matter of safety:                      Don’t use a tool for something it wasn’t designed for.          Have a place for a tool when it is not in use.                    That way you know where it is when you need it.
When writing           and unsure if you should include a word or phrase,          leave it out.
Never put anything in your ear           that is smaller than your elbow.
Success depends upon, not how we spend our time,          but how we spend our spare moments.