Christopher William Prouty

Prouty and I met back in college as he was roommates with Justin. Prouty is a little bit more feminine than most of my friends. From his lesbian haircut to his exotic sports car he uses to compensate for other areas he lacks in. Back in college this guy went 18 months without cleaning his bathroom. He treated his laundry like a compost heap. Every couple weeks he would just turn the pile over and pull something off the top. He had so much dirty laundry at one point he stopped sleeping in his room. His standard wardrobe is a pink button down shirt unbuttoned with no undershirt and sweatpants.