Frequently Ignored Questions

No, AI had no part in writing this novel, that out of the way-

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• It's a novel 105,000 words long, approximately.

• It's high in fibre (if printed and eaten).

• Those I have threatened said very nice things about it.

• It is not licensed as a form of transport in Nevada, Queensland, York, or indeed, any other place.

• It does not come in a range of flavours, in fun size, in lunch-box versions, in a range of colours, with side air bags, or with a pet hair remover. It will store a total of 0 songs. WIll only work as a mobile phone, if a mobile phone is attached to it.

• It potentially offends; The gun enthusiast,The sports enthusiast, The religious, The New Age believer, The "Alternate Medicine" enthusiast, the "spiritual" , the rich,  the avid consumer, the obsessively vain and fashionable, the modernist architect (about 99% of architects) and just about everyone else.  I tried to be as equitable as possible in distributing offense, but may have missed some groups. Please contact me for a personal insult if this novel doesn't provide a general one.