I would like to buy the helicopter landing rights to that book - The Dadaist Collective
That horrible book impregnated my hamster, then ate it - The New York Post
Kindness War neither sends flowers, nor takes me out to dinner anymore. - Taylor Swift
There was very little fish related in this book-disappointing-oh, I forgot- I'm dead - Jacques Cousteau
That book is in hideously bad taste, incidentally, I'm dead too. - Elvis Presley
It seems vacuous, shallow and only concerned with appearances. - Kim Kardashian
Kindness War reflects the objectivist, phallocentric, imperialist, bankrupt western hegemony. - A sociology student
I did not have sex with that novel! - Donald Trump
Didn't I tell you not to scroll down here? That's it, I've had with you and your devil-may-care scrolling ways. I'm moving out and taking the goldfish with me.