Step 1 - Start Growing a mustache. Get $40 to Sam so he can get some door prizes (see Register)
Step 2 - Keep your chin clean shaven, but let the mustache go wild until March 16th
Step 3 - Collect Donations for HDSA during the growing season. Whenever someone asks what's on your face - tell them it's for charity and demand five bucks
Step 4 - Celebrate the mustache on March 18th. Awards to be given. Details to be announced.
*** See The Rules for Judging Criteria
The Tom Selleck Classic - A myth to many, a legend to most.
Stories claim that the Classic originated many years ago after a few breakfast burritos in the basement of the LA County Public Works building. A group of public service employees summoned their courage to grow a mustache for 1 month. The best mustache would get a free breakfast burrito. The years past and it grew to something even more vial, eventually consuming 35 contestants. The group of moustache growers had secret hand signals and paid homage to t-tops, the Fiero, and eagles. Although never officially sponsored by Mr. Selleck, his blessing was bestowed upon the group through his secretary's personal assistant.
Now the mustache contest is back, and it's grown to Colorado. Yes, that's right, the contest, like the hair above your lip, has grown to the point where it cannot be ignored. You're invited to compete. Grow a mustache for approximately 1 month - keep you chin clean shaven, collect donations, and look awesome. At the end, a mustache celebration will be held. If you have a mustache or if you like them, you are more than welcome to attend.