Ενας Άραβας στο Αεροδρόμιο

Post date: Aug 31, 2010 9:06:35 AM

An Arab at the airport:

- Name?

- Abdul al-Rhazib.

- Sex?

- Three to five times a week.

- No, no. I mean male or female?

- Male, female, sometimes camel.

- Holy cow!

- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.

- But isn't that hostile?

- Horse style, doggy style, any style!

- Oh dear!

- No, no! Deer run too fast!