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Sinner's MC
Northampton
99% ~ Inlaw Motorcycle Club
Sinner's is a motorcycle gang based in Northampton, Ma. For those of you with more than a third grade education that are wondering why the name of the gang is Sinner's with an apostrophe. I will point out that the Hells Angels is supposed to have an apostrophe. Who do you think took it? That's right, we did. We have the Hells Angels apostrophe and we're not giving it back. The main purpose of the Sinner's Motorcycle Club is to ride fast Japanese motorcycles at between 125% and 175% of the posted speed limit to picturesque conservative rural communities and to assail them with our outrageously liberal beliefs.
We are a 99%er Inlaw Motorcycle Club. You must have a married sibling to be in the club. Only children need not apply. Face it, we are an exclusive group. This means people are excluded. It's not a zero sum game but people lose. If you can't swallow that get into a graduate school program in the liberal arts.
If you are sick of ultra conservatives calling conservatives & moderates liberals (and moving the whole fucking playing field to the right) and ride a Japanese sport touring, standard or sport motorcycle (or touring but just barely and it must be water cooled) that is water cooled and wear textile or leather protective clothing, this is the club for you. If you've ever longed to kick Bill O'Rielly or the Kansas School Board in the chest repeatedly with armored boots, welcome home.
A Sinner's Kyoto member models the new Shoei AsianTech helmet (with optically perfect face shield) and the ballistic nylon armored kimono from Aerostich.
- Some initial rules:
- No Fucking Dreadlocks.
- No fucking Beyonce ring tones.
- No cruisers. (Fuck you and the Suzuki Madura you rode in on.)
No fucking ridiculous diet restrictions. You are not lactose or gluten intolerant. But you know what? I am lactose and gluten intolerant intolerant. So take your pretended pampered special fucking tummy out of my driveway before I fill it with Wonder Bread and 100% vitamin D the hard way. You are making it up for attention, fuck you.
Although we are basically Atheists because of the whole Japanese motorcycle thing we're kind of Shinto too because it's cool in a karate movie way (yes, we know they are Chinese) and because it means we can go out for Sushi. Thankfully, we live in Massachusetts so the whole marriage thing is pretty wide open and except the Kami thing being kind of weird I can't really fault it too much. We also celebrate when there is a divorce. The whole "worship" thing works out a lot better if you say "digg" instead. Grock?
Four affirmations
Four affirmations
Though Shinto has no absolute commandments for its adherents outside of living "a simple and harmonious life with nature and people", there are said to be "Four Affirmations" of the Shinto spirit:
- Tradition and the family: The family is seen as the main mechanism by which traditions are preserved. Their main celebrations relate to birth and marriage.
- Love of nature: Nature is sacred; to be in contact with nature is to be close to the kami. Natural objects are worshipped as containing sacred spirits.
- Physical cleanliness: Followers of Shinto take baths, wash their hands, and rinse out their mouths often.
- "Matsuri": Any festival dedicated to the Kami, of which there are many each year.
We also love animals, especially chickens and kittens and are only mean to people. Relentless mocking and akido are our preferred harassment modalities (PHMs). We have chickens at the Sinner's clubhouse. The cat, unfortunately, grew up.
A tradition Sinner's is swimming in local natural swimming holes as a sort of "Matsui" and because it is natural and clean. If you don't know how to swim Priscilla will teach you how to.
Upcoming Matsuri (rides)
Smith College Spring Bulb Show
Maple Syrup Season runs from Feb 23-the end of March. There is no better season Opening ride than a trip to a local sugar house pancake breakfast and warming up by the the boiling pan.
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