Jokes

Some of these jokes could be offensive, so just don't read if u don't like that k I love u.

Q and A's

Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

A: A Because they are all dead.

Q: Why can you never see elephants hiding up in trees?

A: Because they are really good at it.

Q: What do you call a fish without eyes?

A: fsh

Q: What is brown and sticky

A: A stick

Q: What's yellow, and something you shouldn't drink?

A: A school bus

Q: What's green and has wheels?

A: Grass, I lied about the wheel part.

What's the difference between a basketball and a football?

A: One of them is orange.

One-Liners

Strong people don't put others down, they pick others up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.

Talk is cheap... Unless you hire a lawyer.

My grandpa has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

A blind man walked into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face is probably curing the world.

Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons, and electrons. Kinda weird how they forgot to mention morons.

Inside Jokes (Only Some People Understand)

That's why you are bad at basketball.

You were supposed to be completing a StudySync assignment, but instead, you were playing Five Nights at Freddy's! Woo!