Rules for Girls

Mam, when your Significant other is fishing in Port Mansfield

Rules & Facts

• • He loved you when he left you, he'll love you when he's back. Love him while he's fishing.

  • It's Port Mansfield not Port Woman's-field (get your own port this one is his).

    • Try Port Isabel

    • Try Port LaVaca

    • Try Port Women's-field, where ever that is

    • GET YOUR OWN PORT!

  • Please don't follow your angler to Port Man's-field

    • IF you do, you'll be the first that does. Anglers don't come to Port Man's-field for any thing other than fishing. This is a drinking Port with a fishing problem. Nothing else.

    • He doesn't come to Port Man's-field to find women, he comes to Port Man's-field to get away from ________. You fill in the blank Mam.

    • Don't take it personal. Live with it. Go shopping, get on Facebook & get over it.

  • Cell Phones

    • The most important part at the END of his fishing trip is to communicate with his significant other, so if that's you:

      • Cell phones are put in zip-lock bags and tucked away so they don't get banged around or wet. This is done to guarantee clear communication with loved ones at the END of the fishing trip.

      • That is why "Texts don't work"

    • That is why "Calls don't work"

    • That is why "Picture mail doesn't work"

      • BTW cell phone service is very bad here.

      • Got it, GET IT!

  • Cell Phones recharge west of the Five Mile Bridge

  • Cell Phones run out of charge just east of the EXXON

• Note: Does he ever complain when you leave the commode seat down, NO, what an angler you got.