Quinoa
QUINOA PHOENIX
Bearded and 6'4", Quinoa, a highly regarded skateboarder
in his days of youth or whatever, did not go to Ohio State
University for college. He did live in Cleveland for a period
of time and he also lived in the famed Misner Mansion
for some years while living somewhere in the Midwest.
Known for both his medial head and his lateral head calf
muscles, onlookers, friends and lovers alike have often
wondered what Quinoa's vertical leap was in his prime.
Despite his height and build, Quinoa has a quiet voice
and is not known to laugh in public. Despite being the first
born Phoneix brother, Quinoa is a wallflower. A wallflower
with a long list of lovers and haters. A wallflower with a
big pile of dirty white v-neck t-shirts. (L. Phoenix)