Technology.

Any problems or questions about your gadgets or gizmos, please contact Lyn Richens. 

There will be no technology in April as the meetings will be every two months. So come

along in May and see how it operates.

SENIOR COMPUTER SKILLS.........................   

Tech support:    What kind of computer do you have? 

Customer:          A white one... 

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Tech support:    Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. 

Customer:          Your left or my left?

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Customer:    Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'can’t find printer’. 

I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor,  but the computer still says he can't find it.. 

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Customer:       My keyboard  is not working anymore. 

Tech support:    Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? 

Customer:          No. I can't get behind the computer. 

Tech support:    Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. 

Customer:          OK 

Tech support:    Did the keyboard come with you? 

Customer:          Yes 

Tech support:    That means the keyboard  is not plugged in.

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Customer:            I can't get on the Internet. 

Tech support:      Are you sure you used the right password? 

Customer:            Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. 

Tech support:     Can you tell me what the password was? 

Customer:            Five dots. 

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Tech support:   What anti-virus program do you use? 

Customer:          Netscape. 

Tech support:    That's not an anti-virus program. 

Customer:          Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer.. 

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Customer:     I have a huge problem.   A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support:     How may I help you? 

Customer:           I'm writing my first email. 

Tech support:     OK, and what seems to be the problem? 

Customer:            Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it? 

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.

Tech support:     Are you running it under windows? 

Customer:   'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'

The photos have been added as a slideshow. 

If the photos don't move automatically, click on the three dots, choose the timing and select Play or use the arrows on the bottom left.