23rd Annual Trivia Power Rankings

Another year, another LONG drive to Point for me to join in. Every year on the drive I question my sanity, but once the contest gets rolling that all goes away (eventually). It really is worth it to play this crazy game that allows us to forget the world for a long weekend, have fun with friends we may seldom see, and just, for a minute, relax. This marks the 23rd Annual* Trivia Power Rankings. Second contest written by DAC and Alex, and they are definitely starting to hit their stride and really making it awesome. The questions ranged from easy to ridiculous, with all the fun and frustration each entail. Always good when you can experience all the highs and lows in the same hour! The rankings have seen a small amount of change, but the top teams have mostly held their places, with Dad's Computers accomplishing the four-peat (and posting the LOWEST TPR score ever calculated in 23 years of this!), Festivus again slotting in 2nd, and Fursuit still coming in 3rd. Dad's lead has grown to 0.663, but the gap between Festivus and Fursuit is down to 0.105. Lactation is still holding on to 4th, and UUU overtook Network for 5th.

Dad's is now in position, with just 1 more consecutive victory, to see a "perfect" TPR score of 0.4567. [The previous lowest TPR score posted was by Network in 2011 with a score of 0.4985].

A few teams disappeared from the list again this year, but I was also able to add a few teams either back in because y'all reached out and let me know your name change history, or let me know you'd finally been playing at least 5 years (please keep doing that!). We're at about 130 teams being tracked (meaning they have been playing with approximately the same name for at least 5 years). I'm fairly sure there are still more than a few teams who could have a score listed but don't (if I find the time, I'll try to track you down), but as a reminder, it takes 5 years of data to generate the first score. If you have been playing 5 or more years with a name I can't trace (or was unable to trace this time around), or just haven't traced, let me know, and I'll do my best to get you added. Anyway, here are the numbers. 2024 scores & places used came from the trivia website. If you disagree, please email (otistrivia@gmail.com) and we can discuss a better method.

Like the BCS (or golf), the lower your score, the better you are...or at least that's what the math says. I used data from the 2019-2024 contests (excluding the 2020 EiT), so, if your team didn't play all 5 years, or if I couldn't figure out your name changes from year to year, or I just didn't get around to tracing your history, you aren't listed. If you'd like to be included in this TPR, email me (otistrivia@gmail.com) your team names/places from the 2019 & 2021-2024 contests, and I will be happy to make the changes.


Team 2023 2024 TPR TPR

Place Place 2023 2024

Dad's Computers 1 1 0.5518 0.4979

Festivus 2 3 0.8842 1.1608

Trivial Fursuit 3 2 1.5143 1.2661

Lactation Nation 5 7 2.3711 3.0752

Ugly Undulating Uvulas 9 5 5.3458 4.3852

Network 8 9 3.8741 4.4444

Tin Man 10 4 6.4206 4.8289

Triple Deception 4 10 4.6228 5.2328

Graduates of a Lesser God 15 6 8.4621 6.2985

Cakers 13 11 6.7063 6.4377

Franklin Street Burnouts 7 8 9.2253 7.2665

Freshly Squeezed 11 13 8.0191 7.9400

Astro Wolfpack 16 17 11.2647 11.4459

Late Night with Bob Keeshan 21 16 13.5531 12.6918

Ah Bin Hyp-mo-tized! 17 21 10.1930 13.0108

Never Trust a Baby with a Mustache 12 19 12.0387 13.7613

Gene Autry's Ninja Warriors 20 20 15.1155 14.8469

Whatsamatta U 25 18 20.3425 16.0270

Assume the Position 18 25 13.7055 16.6628

The Choirboys 48 14 24.6383 17.3078

WRTM 19 26 14.3776 17.8064

Profound Confusion 26 22 25.6003 21.2116

Beerpigs 32 28 21.0920 21.9611

Taco 30 36 23.6090 27.5881

Dead Girl Girls 22 37 -- 28.0452

Help Wanted 23 40 22.0430 28.1734

Raging Tyrannosaurus of Dispair 58 24 38.1115 29.5659

beerB! 33 31 31.2164 29.6694

For Reasons Everyone Already Knows 36 27 35.2866 29.8097

Whose Dog Was Muck? 56 23 39.2689 30.0954

Bongwater Cretins from Hell 43 29 36.6888 32.3582

Mutated Members 54 38 31.5429 32.4671

Substation 38 34 35.8792 33.6654

HOH 55 30 39.9632 33.7021

Khiroko 46 41 35.3488 34.1879

Zim 35 35 37.8962 35.7557

Nightmare Squad 40 48 32.8373 37.4365

Team Beer and Company 28 46 35.9967 37.7923

Wake Up & Go to Sleep 37 51 31.6592 38.0186

Grecian Formula 34 54 30.1876 39.9881

Middle Urinal Smells Like Peaches 49 32 50.7981 40.5937

TDSTR 53 48 40.4367 41.7720

90FM Staff Infection 29 45 41.3229 42.2596

Good Night Irene 40 53 36.7544 43.5035

Spermologist 52 56 36.0970 43.6774

Poopsmiths 42 42 -- 44.5524

Same Time Next Year 31 67 38.6356 52.2326

Threat Level Midnight 45 61 48.4157 52.3906

Particle Truckers 66 44 68.9573 55.6559

Shipoopi on Rice 64 52 61.1912 56.4724

Keystone Kops 67 57 56.2125 56.6962

Six Feet Under 98 50 69.0428 57.5479

Bugeaters 70 59 61.2533 58.1762

Norwigan Loonery 69 71 52.8591 62.1605

Brownstar 84 62 -- 62.7817

All Of Us Nuts 61 64 62.5531 63.3714

Kitshnickers 78 67 70.8081 68.4428

Unpainted Huffheins 50 79 53.1848 68.4683

BPLS 51 69 65.2792 68.7048

Tarboosh 65 58 73.4402 69.1427

Dyslexics 95 78 67.1008 71.0831

Franzia 75 63 78.2265 71.4812

Big Band Theory 71 70 71.5495 72.6127

Four Books & a Finger 101 73 80.5613 74.5728

Village Idiots 77 89 63.9409 77.3756

Eight Equals 74 85 68.7711 78.1117

No One Knows 76 77 80.7181 79.2047

Honey I Shrunk Their Minds 73 86 72.9182 81.1070

Draw Putrid Dirt Upward 80 94 79.9769 86.7475

Wii 88 60 -- 90.6273

Shave 81 76 -- 90.8311

The Pickles 115 75 113.760 97.3413

Sparky's Dead 97 88 106.982 103.665

Fossil Fuel 106 96 103.882 107.867

Sylvester 60 109 84.0296 108.687

Horshack 79 93 108.312 109.246

Yoda's Academy of Polish Wisdom 112 95 112.700 109.721

Nana's 91 104 100.561 110.473

There's No Crying in Trivia 82 99 104.297 110.993

Killer Beez 102 102 112.956 117.610

UWSP: Underwear With Special Powers 89 80 127.202 118.564

Ned 104 113 115.764 126.881

Pirates of Suburbia 116 108 119.736 128.421

Midnight Madness 109 124 120.544 139.530

Nasonville Nitpickers 122 114 133.816 141.367

The Losers 93 124 125.460 142.729

Amherst Whale Watch 118 107 153.493 143.398

The Establishment 108 117 144.342 149.055

Servants of the Beer God 124 116 152.673 149.271

Stinkvoid 111 123 148.018 159.294

P-Nuts 99 112 174.963 161.464

Darth Vader's Lunch Box 159 127 174.955 166.592

Sine Nomine 130 133 168.001 174.759

Perineal Fallout 125 145 174.856 199.518

The 4 Balls at UW Arnott 154 145 208.904 213.152

Thought Police 188 129 242.724 214.050

Einstein's Illegitimate Children 136 140 219.567 222.573

Driving Miss Dottie 138 154 205.779 223.249

Grolsch 147 155 214.761 229.930

Terrapin Station 92 106 275.004 239.335

Hippy Town Rejects 131 128 286.184 246.604

MHD 139 161 205.009 249.778

Donkeys Ablaze 133 183 201.570 283.743

Screaming Carrots 194 141 366.077 302.389

Trivia Squids 180 177 260.974 307.187

Tune Squad 176 166 449.991 313.754

Bubba Grump & His Testy Tentacles 205 145 393.426 321.021

Shake Rattle and Troll 168 188 293.148 351.562

"Phones Down, Phones Down in the Back" 131 210 182.451 375.967

Chronically Mad Cow Berkebeiners 184 181 390.065 393.765

Well We Still Don't Have A Name 172 158 467.754 416.589

"Relatives, Lord Help Us!" 197 193 394.848 418.169

Armadillo Appreciation Society 203 182 493.304 462.249

Trivia Central 195 202 419.164 470.990

2 Peas in 2 Pods 206 188 558.631 480.199

Cliff the Rooster Banks at UWCU 189 197 474.011 491.640

Genskow Beef 183 191 519.601 507.947

#MARKISOLD 209 208 464.830 509.256

Blue Bullitz 210 212 634.472 651.318

Ralph and Company 214 204 873.361 773.298

Brother Love's Traveling Trivia Show 234 214 874.061 786.925

Linwood Floodwatchers 208 233 802.487 906.851

Chi Chi Rodriguez Energy Bands 236 235 1270.12 1285.98

Longpigs 241 240 1357.55 1484.20

CBF 258 226 2004.69 1690.10

Mazomanie Gandy Dancers 204 192 2063.18 1753.19

Close-Enuf Construction Co 259 250 2004.06 2062.29

Committee to Punch OZ&DAC in the Face 269 260 5605.44 4064.45

Red Solo Cup 274 271 5710.19 4804.87

Team Jinus 289 273 9576.01 8432.20

Nancy Dingledee 63 73 35145.7 26186.9