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A Note about this Site

Are you tired of reading the same thing over and over again? Are you tired of reading the same thing over and over again? If so, then boy have I got news for you. The exciting new tale by blogger logankstewart is unlike anything you've ever read before, unless you've read it before, then it's familiar. The Absurdly Epic Tragedy of Oscambria was written as a personal challenge, where the author tried to adhere to the rules of epic poetry and tell an entertaining story. (Unfamiliar with the rules of epic poetry? Not to worry. Click here to learn all about them.) For the most part, he succeeded, though there is no strict pattern to the verses, save that all stanzas contain seven lines.

This story blends elements from fantasy, epic literature, classic mythology, and absurdist fiction to create a totally original take on whatever it's supposed to be about. logankstewart began writing this as a weekly segment on his blog, Rememorandom, and it only grew from there. His success propelled him to international superstardom, a place reserved for only beautiful people and polar bears, and he now basks in the glow of a lukewarm sun on a distant, unnamed planet. His only request, before he left, was for me to create this (pathetic) website in honor of his story. It goes without saying that he was terribly proud of it, though I'm unsure why. (I can be so bold, friends, because I know he'll never read these pages. Yes, where he's gone, they have something far better than the interwebs, so he says.)

Regardless, I am fulfilling my masters parting duties to me, and I hope you'll take the time to wander around these developing pages. Bear in mind that this site is updated whenever I am contacted and given more information to post. If you find a mistake or error, please, do not point it out to me. I'm too busy to fix such things. Just go on about your day like you never noticed it. If you have a question, you can email me and I'll try to find an answer for you. You can also post comments at the bottom of some pages and I'll respond there, too, if that's the method of your choice. If, however, you'd like to praise logankstewart and his, ahem, masterpiece, then by all means do so. I'll be sure to pass on the good words to him, whenever I converse with him again.

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Cornelius Antonin Scruzz,

Chief Proprietor of logankstewart's Estates