11.
MATHS TEACHER: ”Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?”
TINTUMON: “Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam
avalku swimming ariyilla…!!
12.
Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees
Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum
venda.
13.
Tintumon attended bio practical exam.
.
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.
.
Tintumon: I dont know.
.
Examiner: u fail.
.
Whats ur name ?
.
Tintumon: See my leg & tell.
14.
Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya
tintumonodu
Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil
rekshapeduthamayirunu.
Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.
15.
Tintumons thermodynamic law of romance:
“Luv can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can
only be changed from one girlfriend to another with
considerable loss of money”
16.
Teacher: “Tintumone.. ithavanayum ninakku geography-
kku motta poojyam aanu. Ne entha geography
padickathe ?”
Tintumon: “Achan parayarundu. Lokam anudhinam
marikondirikkukayanennu. Lokam onnu settle aayikkotte.
Ennittu padickam !”
17.
TINTU MON:eda enik avale marakkan pattunnilla
FRIEND:athrayku ishtamanenkil ninte veetil para
TINTU MON: Parayaam……..
U.K.G. result varatte
18.
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan
19.
Tintumon thante puthiya toy bus’umayi :
“drrrr…pee pee pom..
Stop!
Ella thendikalum irangiko.
Eni kayaraanulla kazhuverikal kayaru.
Puvam rite..drrr..
Kayari nilkada pulle.
drrr..”
Ithu shradicha tintumonte achan sahikettapol bus edthu
maati.
5 mintolam tintumon karanjapol achan bus thirichu
kodthu..
Tintumon:
“drrr pee pee pom pom..drrr.. Stop..!
Vegam irangada pattikale,
allengil thanne oru naayintemon karanam 5 minute late
aayi..!!
Puvam rite. tin tin……!!
20.
Tintu monum ,3 friendsum koodi cyclil Schoolil
powukayaaayirunnu…
Oru Police’kaaran Kaikaatti….
Tintu : “phah….pullee.. Ippol Thanne 3 Per Aayi…
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