Naturopathic PC Healing

The New Age Center for Alternative Holistic PC Wellness Therapy

Are you tired and run down by your PC's poor performance?

Does your laptop freeze constantly? Fail to boot up properly?

Or perhaps it is infected with viruses and spy ware?

Here at the New Age Alternative Holistic PC Wellness Therapy Center we care about your PC and believe in a more natural approach to computer maintenance. We like to call it "Naturopathic PC Healing".

Naturopathic PC Healing is based on a fusion of ancient Chinese wisdom and New Age PC Health care solutions. Ancient Chinese computers, like the abacus, never needed a reboot and never suffered from viruses or spyware.

Naturopathic PC Healing remedies treat the PC as a whole, not like conventional methods that treat your computer like merely a collection of hardware and software components. Our remedies are all 100% natural and unlike conventional "software" based PC maintenance: Naturopathic PC Healing has NO side effects.

100% NATURAL 100% SAFE

Don't listen to closed minded "Big Soft" telling you to download or purchase their toxic software to remedy your computer problems. It has been proven that software can take up disk space and delete files in your computer just making the problems worse! Most Computer technicians are just "Big Soft" puppets peddling their software to keep your computer sick and you coming back to pay for more of their "maintenance".

Thousands of users have already benefited from our scientifically proven miraculous cures. Take back responsibility for the health of your PC with our Naturopathic PC Healing remedies.

Services

Homeopathic Anti Virus

If your computer is infected with viruses or spy ware, we recommend our homeopathic anti virus remedy.

Rather than relying on software to control unwanted symptoms or force a particular response, homeopathy treats a computer's health problems by triggering their natural ability to heal.

Besides, we all know that most viruses are written by "Big Soft" just so they can sell more software.

We start with a CD that contains the latest viruses on it and then we erase it twenty three hundred times for extra potency! It takes us three months of continuous erase to create each disk. This anti-virus dilution is so "potent" in fact that the chance of there being a single bit of information on this disk is almost nil.

EXTRA SPECIAL: Click this link to download our ZERO KB Homeopathic Anti-Virus* file FREE and start your PC on the road to recovery!

*This file was only wiped ten times so it is only a fraction potent as our full remedy. Clicking the link does not actually download any "software", the remedy is transmitted just by clicking.

Hard disk Feng Shui

Are your programs running slow or frequently crashing? It is likely that the sectors on your hard disk have fallen out of balance with the heavens. Our Feng Shui master will re arrange the data on your hard disk to an optimum level of auspiciousness to ensure harmony and system stability

BEFORE / AFTER

Detox CD

If your computer is suffering from serious or chronic toxification we recommend the most effective computer detox available! Our patented Detox CD is pressed from the purest organic sphagnum harvested in the pristine forests of the Amazon. Simply insert the CD and it will automatically begin to absorb all the harmful toxins right out from deep within your computer core. This is such a powerful and thorough detox remedy that we do not recommend using it more then once week.

Note: Dual Core and Quad Core strength available.

Chakra Healing

Blocked or misaligned chakras in your PC can cause numerous symptoms from screen flicker and slow mouse response to more serious ailments such as fan noise and even blue screen of death!

Our Ayurvedic Yogi grandmaster performs seven ancient secret meditations to balance, open and realign the chakras in your PC to restore in it a state of high wellness and harmony.

Crystal Healing

Computers are vulnerable to stress if their spiritual energy is not properly grounded. The energy level is spread out all over and focus is lacking or absent. For our crystal healing remedy, we use powerful natural crystals or gemstones to deliver “spiritual” energy directly focused to the PC and provide the grounding required to restore smooth and effortless operation.

Reiki

Is your computer over heating or your CPU stressed? Reiki, also known as "touch healing" is a non-invasive, gentle, yet powerful method of healing computers with blocked Life Energy, or qi. Our Reiki masters are able to revitalize and unblock the flow of qi in your PC bus. This enhances the computer's natural healing ability and promotes its wellbeing.

USB Port candling

If your computer is suffering from symptoms of over toxification, or if it has been connected to the internet for an extended period of time, it is likely to be full of harmful toxins. USB Port candeling is a gentle, safe and effective method of removing toxins from your computer to enable the natural healing process of your PC to return to an effective level.

Astrological Chart

Send us your computer's date of purchase and for a modest fee our horoscope experts will create a full astrological chart detailing the positions and relationships of all the heavenly bodies the moment your computer was first bought.

Along with this chart our astrologers will give you an expert interpretative reading. Like a directional map of your computers life, the astrology chart describes your PC's past, present and potential for the future.

Acupuncture

Acupuncture is for almost any computerized device. The best thing is that you don't have to have a problem to benefit!

It is said to be an effective form of preventive maintenance because it helps detect and treat energy imbalances before they lead to any issues.

It can also treat specific disorders to relieve symptoms and help reduce complications and recurrence or can be used for the maintenance treatment of a long term problem, to help reduce the need for analysis or "software" intervention.

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