Welcome to Freeport, friends! They say this is the City of Adventure, so who am I to argue? Before you set off and sample the thousand delights of our fine city, let me give you some advice. First, stick to the main streets. The Watch does a fine job, but they can’t be everywhere, you know? Those little alleys and side streets have other folks who like a bit of adventure, too. Tell you what, for that fat purse on your belt, I’ll make sure you stay nice and safe in this here city. Welcome to Freeport indeed.”
Pious Pete, Guide