Bastard-Bot!

Bastard-bot makes it's own tealight-pit friends.

Oh shit! It threw together a fantastic crew! We'll see about that Simpson guy though. Looked taller on TV. In fact, all of these hominids appear unusual in size and shape.

Another strange very yellow hominid, with eyes that seem like they may be infected. Bastard-bot computes if that sounds mean.

Bastard-bot is shitting his softwares at how big the lazy one just got, and how it ate an entire red mushroom.

A concerned man-bat provides information on possible violent riffraff in the area.

The man-bat was real weird about bastard-bot's final solution. ..And also said never to call it that again.

The man-bat didn't want his attitude adjusted in the same way.

Some friends put it back together, but it mistook them for malware when it was coming to, and accidentally attacked.

Suddenly a pack of vicious beasts emerged from the scenery, it sized them up, and was forced to calculate a more proactive response than the last time.

Attempting to determine if it has fled too far.

Reluctantly returning to the big shit-ball.

It hangs over the blue-bowl planet. Just kind of... pondering it's scrap value.

It decides to give planet Erf another chance.