LAST PACMAN STANDING

Level 17 - Some levels not completed.

Photo courtesy of K Wigger Photo Productions

Pub - The Coach House, 7 Oxendon St, Piccadilly, London SW1Y 4EE

Nearest Tube Station - Leicester Square

There is unlikely to be a P trail but you never know!

Tuesday 6th August 2024

From 18:30 ish

'Run' starts at 19:15

COSTS:-

PACMEN and GHOSTS £20.

BEER BEADLES £10.

Includes some drinks.

Includes some snacks.

Does not include a T shirt.

PAYMENT AND REGISTRATION:-

Late Entrants

if you are NOT listed below and you want to attend - No Problem. Just:-

1. Bring £5 in cash to help with DDs and logistics. Give to Blunder as soon as you see him.

2. Bring £11 worth  (min 2 litres at 10%ABV) of iced alcoholic cocktails in an environmentally friendly insulated drink dispenser.

3. Bring £1 worth of iced non-alcoholic cocktails, non-pineapple based alcoholic cocktails and  other softies in an insulated cooler.

4. Bring £2 worth of meaty and cheesy snacks in easily distributable environmentally friendly packaging.

5. Bring £1 worth of vegetarian snacks, pescatarian snacks, vegan snacks, nut based snacks and non-nut based snacks.

6. Environmentally friendly or recyclable drinking vessels.

7. All to be appropriately labelled and handed to the Beer Beadles at the respective drink stops. They don't want to carry your shit around.

DO NOT pay any of the Hash Cashes.

VOLUNTEERS:-

The run needs a lot of participants and a lot of volunteers.

If you can't run but would like to help dish out BEER contact Blunder boyblunderwlh3@yahoo.co.uk and be a BEER BEADLE. Small discount.

We will also need GHOSTS to keep the PACMEN moving. No discount.

T-SHIRTS:-

Use your old PACMAN shirt, or any shirt with a PACMAN or bright yellow design. It is not necessary to have an 'official' T-shirt.

You are more then welcome to make your own. If you do not have a Pacman related shirt, you may find participation in the game less rewarding.

VISITORS:-

Visitors and Virgins most welcome and are to be encouraged. Please register and email boyblunderwlh3@yahoo.co.uk to let us know you are coming and so that we can add you to the Special Guests below.There may be a limited number of previous years named and unnamed shirts available on the night. You're advised to bring a bright yellow or PACMAN related shirt just in case we run out. Arrive early to avoid disappointment. 

NEW

STRAVA

If you use a GPS run recording device, please consider using the STRAVA app as we still hope to release a PACMAN video.

GENERAL DESCRIPTION

Run around the course collecting CHERRIES, avoiding GHOSTS and drinking BEER

There will be BEER BEADLES (Mobile beer ), the locations of which you will have to find during the game. At the start of the game you will be given a BEER token. To stop you getting BEER are the GHOSTS. If you are caught by a GHOST, they will confiscate your BEER token. BEER tokens are exchangeable at the BEER BEADLES. If your token matches the BEER BEADLE you will be awarded a drink. Should you get caught by a GHOST you will need to get another BEER token. To do this you will then have to find BLUNDER. He will be wandering around the middle of TRAFALGAR SQUARE handing out said BEER tokens. Also around the course are maybe hidden some CHERRIES. CHERRIES are redeemable for BEER and cannot be confiscated by GHOSTS. At the BEER BEADLES you will be marked for each BEER you have drunk. This indicates how successful you have been at playing the game. The PACMAN with the most number of marks is the LAST PACMAN STANDING. To date we still have no idea who the LAST PACMAN STANDING is as the RA always forgets to ask. (It's not like the object of the game is cunningly hidden, it's in the title.) BEER tokens must be worn clipped to one’s shirt sleeve or strap and be clearly visible. When caught by a GHOST you must cheerfully and promptly hand over your BEER token. Do not hide your BEER token, GHOSTS are allowed to check everywhere upon your person. To avoid a lengthy chase, you may wish to surrender by stopping and sticking your hands in the air. BEER BEADLES may ask for your help at times, please be accommodating. Keep hold of your cup or be prepared to use someone else’s. Should a GHOST get very tired he or she may ask to swap with you. It is an honour to be asked and you should graciously accept. (You will have to exchange the GHOST shirt.) If later in the game you wish to become a GHOST, you should make yourself known to a GHOST during the game. (This may well end in the loss of a BEER token.)

During Play:-

All PACMEN must call “Waga, waga, waga ...”

All GHOSTS must call “Whoo, whoo, whoo...”

If caught by a GHOST, whilst carrying a BEER token, the PACMAN should die crying “Whack, whack, whack, whack, whaii.”

If caught by a GHOST, but without a BEER token, call "Ha! Ha!" as per Nelson of the Simpsons.

HELPFUL HINTS:-

1.    Be careful when crossing roads. Last Pacman Standing is no longer accident free. Casualty figures -  1 or 2 Pacmen have been to casualty.

2.    Unless ordering beer, please stick to the reserved areas of the pub.

3.    Do not stray too far from Trafalgar Square. If your feet are wet or you find yourself talking to the King you've gone too far.

4.    If you really can't find the drink stops ask a fellow Pacman.

Practice here http://www.thepcmanwebsite.com/media/pacman_flash/

REGISTERED FAR....

PAC-MEN:-

1.  Accidental F****** - Paid Bank

2. Plank - Paid Bank

3. On Your Back - Paid Bank

4. Five Marathons in one Week - Paid Bank

5. Ben Rose - Paid Bank

6. Red Hot Dutch - Bank Paid

7. Sloppy Seconds - Bank Paid

8. Tentus Maximum - Bank Paid

9. Intentional Fisting Nehal - Bank Paid

10. Mudplug - Bank Paid

11. Sexy NO NO NO - Bank Paid.

12. Kim - Bank Paid

13. Robo Cop (Not that one) - Paid Cash

14. Belly Elliot- Paid Bank

15. Penis Grigio - Paid Bank

16. Humps - Cash on Day by Pain of Death

17. Quick Turd Around - Paid Bank

18. Minge 'n' Tonic - Paid bank

19. Francisco - Paid Bank

20. Arse Anal Supporter - Paid Bank via Accident Fist

21. Balls Deep - Paid Bank via Accident Fist

22. Pooney - Paid Bank via Accident Fist

23. Mank Slurper - ??????

24. Shiny - Cash on day by Pain of Death

25. Rambo - Paid Bank

26. Tom Lee - Paid Bank

27. Half Baked - Paid Bank

28. BoBo  - Paid Bank

29. Flying Solo - Paid Bank

30. Amy - Paid Bank

31. Just Back Passage - Paid Bank (****)

32. See You Next Tuesday - Cash on Day by Pain of Death

33. Broke Larry - Cash on Day by Pain of Death

34. Nora Batty - Paid Bank

35. Flappy Wings - Paid Bank

36. Kermit - Paid Bank

37. Anna Chamb - Paid Bank

38. Bethan - Paid Bank via Alex

39. Dirty Dozen - Paid Bank

40. Fishy Papaya - Cash on Day by Pain of Death

41. Gay Socks - Paid bank via BSC

42. Somebody from West London - Paid Cash

43. Dipstick - Definitely Paid

44. Camilla Haydock - Cash on Day, 'cause well maybe.

45. Semper Paratus  - Paid Bank

46. Sexual Healing  - Cash on the Day (MudPlug sub)

47. Humps - Paid

Special Guests / Overseas

48. Heir Flash - Pay on the Day 

49. Instant Whip 😀 - Pay on the Day

GHOSTS:-

To be decided on the day

BEER BEADLES:-

1. Martian Matron and More On - Paid bank

2. All Fours and Roll Back - Paid Bank

3. Runs to Eat and Beer Banger - Paid Bank (****)

4. Cornelia, Giving Head and Mo-  (Mo to pay cash)

TOKEN DISHER-OUTER

Blunder

USUAL QUERIES / MOANS:-

It's too expensive; the CLaWs party was only £28 and the Away Weekend was only £50 and included 2 runs. Eels was only £15 and included a trip to France.

I don't like any of the 6 varieties of shitty cocktails. Why can't there just be beer?

My old 2008 T-shirt which was included in the £5 run fee has fallen apart. Why won't the Hash repair it?

Why has Blunder chosen a venue in Central London? It's too expensive.

Why wasn't I warned to take the following day off? My bathroom looks like a scene from the Exorcist.

I wasn't told to be careful of cars and other traffic. Why did nobody explain the rules prior to the run?

Why is there so much to read on this website?