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The 38th Annual - The "MAGA" Klassic Winners 'Stormy' Lisa S & John 'The JAG' 2024
I think Phantastic Phil made a bigly mistake kalling last year the Konkluding Klassic! Now that I am involved, this is going 2 B a big Klassic. It is going 2 B tremendously large. People say that it will B inkredibly well attended, more bigly than my 1st inauguration. It is well known if I had knot gone in2 reel estate, I wood have been a professional athlete in at least 2 sports, some say more. I want 2 MAGA.
The MAGA Klassic - MAke kroquet Great Again
The TRiUMPhant Return of The Klassic
Kome & get schooled (Trump University) by me Donald J Trump on The Art of the Kroquet, U kould B my next Apprentice or VP butt U must B an AmeriKan who knows that I one the last elektion & last Klassic. The kroquet kontests this year will have good people on both sides.
It will just B 1 more day of kourt 4 me. A rigged Democratic jury of UR peers will decide if U R suitably dressed oar if U will B sentenced 2 wear a penalty outfit (it kud B an orange jumpsuit, butt Phearless Phil thinks the 25 year old never kleaned jackets R more of a deterrent – knot that I kan B deterred, butt those old jackets may actually gag me)
If anyone is artistik there mayB some sketchy behaviour in the Supreme Kourt
Like me, Lovely Lisa did get her wall built (aktually re-built 4 Lisa); she really likes me, she has trouble expressing how she really feels about me, butt like me Lovely Lisa has knot bean able 2 get Mexico 2 pay 4 it.
I insist that U have the right 2 bare arms – butt if U do, wear sunscreen
I am told if it is Stormy, we will kontinue butt there mayB some kover up – rain/law suits
Remember, please do knot squeeze the Shaman (if he/she komes)
If Dave & Tenley R no shows yet again, we will khant “Locke them up”
4 trials + 34 Felonies
The 38th Annual Klassic
Knot January 6, butt Saturday July 6 at 1:30
Kome it will B a Riot, butt hopefully knot a smashing sukkess
Kids (Eric, Don Jr. etc) R welkome after 5:00 as the finals should B finished Biden
While this may knot B a klassy dokument it is a klassified dokument & I have bean advised it should knot B stored in a Mar-a-Largo bathroom.
The Klassic was started in 1979 – 45 years ago, I am the 45th President – ko-oncidence? I am also the 46th President except 4 Krooked Jo Sinclair stealing it.
$2,140 raised for Operation Smile Canada!
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2024 The TRiUMPhant Return of the Klassic #38
The 37th Annual - The "Konkluding" Klassic Winners Suzanne & John 'The JAG' 2023
We once again want to thank Amsterdam Brewery 4 supporting the 37th Annual Klassic.
In memory of our good friend Sarah Gleeson, $2,500 was raised for the Odette Cancer Centre at Sunnybrook Health Sciences Centre.
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2023 The Konkluding Klassic #37
The 36th Annual in the 6 on the SIXth- The "Kawhi & Kyle" Klassic Winners Karen M & Brook 2019
2019 The Kawhi & Kyle Klassic #36
We the North Leaside Invite U 2
The Kawhi & Kyle Klassic
Tip Off – 1:30 Saturday July 6, 2019
Tip Off – Amsterdam will be the beer sponsor
Tip Off – kome in kostume
We will be supporting a Raptor’s charity
The 36thAnnual Kroquet Klassic
Kome shoot a few hoops!
Roach
Tournament Chairperson
Aka Non-Spicey P
$1,700 was raised for the MLSE Foundation. Thanks once again to Amsterdam for their sponsorship
The 35th Annual - The "Kannabis" Klassic Winners Lisa S & Brook 2018
We were delighted to have Amsterdam Brewery and Dankr.ca as sponsors this year. We raised $1,700 for the Moss Park Overdose Prevention Site.
2018 Invitation below:
We R once again eagerly awaiting another Kroquet Klassic - there really should be something legal we kan take 2 kalm us down while we wait.
It is about High Time we had The Kannabis Klassic.
If Justin & his friends hash things out, Mary Jane may make an appearance.
There R several strains of kroquet, the Klassic backyard version will B Njoyed. We will get things rolling around 1:00 @ the same joint as in previous years. 2 C & relive past Klassics reefer 2 www.klassic.ca (oops U R already here)
If U start getting munchies around 4:20 don’t worry the BBQing will start around then & there will B plenty of edibles. We R very pleased 2 once again have Amsterdam Brewery as a sponsor (so know kneed 2 bring any beer).
Plans R in the works, 2 support the Moss Park Overdose Prevention Site.
Weed love 2 see U on the green @ the Kannabis Klassic – 1:00 pm Saturday July 7, 2018. Don't B a dope, B dope so that UR dreams don’t go up in smoke (evape-orate).
Please indikate if U will B attending by July 1, 2018 (Kanada Day).
Roach
$1,700 raised for the MLSE Foundation to use in their MLSE Launch Pad program. Thanks once again to Amsterdam for sponsoring the "Klassic".
The 34th Annual - The "Kanadian" Klassic Winners Suzanne & Ray V 2017
We once again want to thank Amsterdam Brewery 4 supporting the 34th Annual Klassic. We had 29 competitors & 5 spectators
While our neighbours 2 the south R focusing on themselves, we kontinue 2B good global citizens. It is with this in mind, we picked this years Klassic Charity. Ethiopia has a population of 91 million & has less than 5 physicians per 100,000 people. The University of Toronto has partnered with a university (Addis Ababa) in Ethiopia's capital 2 help build & strengthen Ethiopia's medical expertise. We once again set a new Klassic record, raising $2,560 for TAAAC (Toronto Addis Ababa Academic Collaboration through the University of Toronto).
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2017 Kanadian Klassic #34 2017 Kanadian Klassic Invitation
The 33rd Annual - The "Pan Am" Klassic Winners Win (Win is her name) & Dick (Dick is his... never mind) 2016
We want 2 thank Amsterdam Brewery 4 supporting us again this year. We had 34 competitors & 5 spektators! This year we raised funds 4 Wellspring. Wellspring is a network of community-based support centres offering programs and services that meet the emotional, social, practical and restorative needs of people living with cancer and those who care for them. Wellspring programs are offered free of charge.
We raised $2,500 for Wellspring, smashing our old record by nearly $700!!! As someone in the US would say 'Thank U 4 making Kroquet Great Again'.
I hope U enjoy this year's video.
2016 Pan Am Klassic #33 2016 Pan Am Klassic Invitation
The 33rd Annual - The "Pan Am" Klassic 2015 - Kancelled/Postponed
May 31 2015 UPDATE - 2 try & generate more enthusiasm 4 the Pan Am Games, Prime Minister Stephen Harper has request that the Kroquet 'Pan Am' Klassic B kancelled, so that the public will fokus on the other Pan Am sports. So there will be no 2015 Klassic - sorry 4 any inkonvenience that this may kause.
The 32nd Annual - The "Krack Kroquaine" Klassic Winners Sandy & Dick 2014
He is everywhere, everywhere, knot Superman oar Mighty Mouse, U know who. We want 2 thank all participants from refraining from getting in a 'Drunken Stupor' as U never know what might have happened. We raised a new Klassic rekord of $1,825 Funds 4 LOFT Community Services. Loft helps people with mental & physical health challenges, addiction issues or cognitive impairment. Thanks go to local Leaside Amsterdam Brewery for their support. Enjoy the video.
2014 Krack Kroquaine Klassic #32 2014 Krack Kroquaine Invitation
The 31st Annual – The “Super Hero” Klassic Winners Lisa B & Dick 2013
This year's Klassic raised $1,580 for Operation Eyesight (http://www.operationeyesight.com). Operation Eyesight is directly active in India and the African nations of Ghana, Kenya, and Zambia, investing in sustainable treatment, prevention as well as the root causes of blindness.
This year's Klassic raised $1,580 for Operation Eyesight (http://www.operationeyesight.com). Operation Eyesight is directly active in India and the African nations of Ghana, Kenya, and Zambia, investing in sustainable treatment, prevention as well as the root causes of blindness.
Watch the video and see why Bobo does not kall the Great Eekwallizer the 'Super' Eekwallizer.
Watch the video and see why Bobo does not kall the Great Eekwallizer the 'Super' Eekwallizer.
The Super Hero Klassic #31 2013 Super Hero Klassic Invitation
The 30th Annual – The “Olympik” Klassic Winners Suzanne & Wooder 2012
$1,780 (a new rekord amount) was raised for Right to Play. A new demonstration sport kaptivated the audience.
The 29th Annual – The “Halloween” Klassic Winners Hazel "My Sweet" & Jamie “The Builder” 2011
This klassic was so good it was skary
$1,500 raised 4 UNICEF matched by Federal Government 4 Horn of Africa Famine Relief
Halloween Klassic #29 (short version) 2011 Halloween Klassic Invitation
The 28th Annual – The “Kriminal” Klassic Winners Queen Sandy & Dick 2010
The 28th Annual – The “Kriminal” Klassic Winners Queen Sandy & Dick 2010
U Kan't do the krime, if U don't make the time
$1,665 raised 4 Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation (rekord amount raised) The Vuvuzela makes its Klassic debut
Kriminal Klassic #28 2010 Kriminal Klassic Invitation
The 27th Annual – The “Klassic Bail Out” Klassic Winners Queen Sandy & Stanley “Tools” 2009
This Klassic only komes once - don't bail on us
$1,250 raised 4 Lukemia & Lymphoma Society of Kanada
Klassic Bail Out #27 2009 Klassic Bail Out Invitation
The 26th Annual – The “UnsKripted” Klassic Winners Lisa “LP” P & Jamie “The Builder” 2008
$975 raised 4 Canadian Cancer Society New full size mallets used 4 first time
UnsKripted Klassic #26 2008 The UnsKripted Klassic Invitation
The 25th Annual – The “Kulinary” Klassic Suzanne & Dick 2007
Gourmet Kroquet - Finally a Klassic in Good Taste! The Kulinary Klassic where the K's stand 4 Kwality
$880 raised 4 Alzheimer Society
Kulinary Klassic #25 2007 Kulinary Klassic Invitation
The 24th Annual – The “Komputer” Klassic Winners Cairine & David R 2006
Intel the Kows Kome Home - the Klassic 4ever
$1,610raised 4 Parkinson Society Canada in memory of Morton Langille
Komputer Klassic #24 2006 Komputer Klassic Invitation
The 23rd Annual – The “Knautikal” Klassic Winners Karen “The Raven” & Jamie “The Builder” 2005
It's aboat time we had this. Sea who rises above his & her piers
$1,100 raised 4 Heart & Stroke Foundation
Knautikal Klassic #23 2005 Knautikal Klassic Invitation
The 22nd Annual – The “Krockey” Klassic Winners Dr M & Toe 2004
He shoots, She skores... She shoots, He skores...
$1,065 raised 4 Canadian Diabetes Association
Krokey Klassic #22 2004 Krockey Klassic Invitation
The 21st Annual – The “Dis-Knee” Klassic Lisa B & Ken 2003
A Superkroquetfragilistikespeallidoshis Klassic
$905 raised 4 Parkinson Society of Canada Koveted Green Kaps presented 4 the 1st time
Dis-Knee Klassic 2003 Dis-Knee Klassic Invitation
The 20th Annual – The “Kristmas” Klassic Winners Ron A & Sarah G 2002
The Kristmas Klassic komes but once in a lifetime
$1,005 raised 4 Sick Children’s Hospital Koveted Green Jackets presented 4 the 1st time
Kristmas Klassic #20 2002 Kristmas Klassic Invitation
The 19th Annual – “2001: A Kroquet Odyssey” Winners Sandy & Keith 2001
The 19th Annual – “2001: A Kroquet Odyssey” Winners Sandy & Keith 2001
As Good As It Gets - a Klassic of "Titanik" Proportions
$905 raised 4 Alzheimer Society The Inkomparible Koncrete Great Eekwallizer debuts
The 18th Annual – The Y2K “Year 2 Kroquet” Klassic Winners Virgin Mary (Dr M) & Wark 2000
$1,005 raised 4 Canadian Cancer Society
The 17th Annual – The “Kosmic Kharity” Klassic Paddy & Toe 1999
If U had the time, we had the space
1stKharity Klassic – $350 raised 4 Heart & Stroke
Kosmic Kharity Klassic #17 1999 Kosmic Kharity Klassic Invitation
The 16th Annual – The “Amerikan” Klassic Sandy & Roach 1998
The pursuit of Life, Liberty & Amerikan Kroquet
The 15th Annual – The “Name That Klassic” Klassic Karen “The Raven” & John “The JAG” 1997
Don't Worry B Happy, Another Day In Paradise...
The 14th Annual – The “Korporate” Klassic Sandy & Roach 1996
Kome & C what Dick & Lisa R Sellon
The 13th Annual – The “SUPERstitious” Klassic Paddy & Bobo 1995
SUPERstitious Klassic #13 1995 SUPERstitious Klassic Invitation
The 12th Annual – The “Kleen Green” Klassic Snowbird & Roach 1994
Kleen Green Klassic #12 1994 Kleen Green Klassic Invitation
The 11th Annual – The “Kasino” Klassic Dot & Lav 1993
Bobo won the Kasino Kash prize
Kasino Klassic #11 1993 Kasino Klassic Invitation
The 10th Annual – The "Unity" Klassic Karen “KC” C & Locke 1992
Unity Klassic #10 1992 Unity Klassic Invitation
The 9th Annual – The "Suspender" Klassic Sandy & Greg C 1991
Suspender Klassic #9 1991 Suspender Klassic Invitation
The 8th Annual – The "Kollege" Klassic Tenley "The Destroyer" & Wooder 1990
Kollege Klassic #8 1990 Kollege Klassic Invitation
The 7th Annual – The "Nose & Glasses" Klassic Diane "Bummer" & Roach 1989
Knose & Glasses Klassic #7 1989 The Knose Klassis Invitation 1991 Bobo's Response
The 6th Annual – The "Any Tie" Klassic Dot & Roach 1988
The 5th Annual – The "Black Tie" Klassic Suzanne & Locke 1987
Black Tie Klassic #5 1987 Black Tie Invitation
The 4th Annual Klassic Tenley "The Destroyer" & Bobo 1986
Record 36 kompetitors
4th Annual 1986 Klassic Invitation
The 3rd Annual The 1st Modern Day Klassic Pam M & Ian G 1985
Ladies invited 2 join the gentlement on the kourt 4 the 1st time
The 2nd Annual Klassic Paul S & Cookie 1980
The 1st Annual Klassic Paul S & Marksie 1979
Kroquet Klassic History
Kroquet Klassic History
The first Klassic was held in 1979 as an all male event, which was repeated in 1980 B4 Phil moved 2 Vancouver 4 4 years. In 1985 Phil & Suzanne decided 2 hold the First "Modern" Klassic with men & women. In 1999 with the Kosmic Kharity Klassic the Klassic became a kharity event & after 2011s Klassic, we have raised over $25,000 for various kharities.
The first Klassic was held in 1979 as an all male event, which was repeated in 1980 B4 Phil moved 2 Vancouver 4 4 years. In 1985 Phil & Suzanne decided 2 hold the First "Modern" Klassic with men & women. In 1999 with the Kosmic Kharity Klassic the Klassic became a kharity event & after 2011s Klassic, we have raised over $25,000 for various kharities.
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