BladeRunnerwocky

by TANAKA Tomoyuki

'Twas L.A., and the Tyrell Corp.

Had replicants to space colonies sent:

All robots that won't co-op.

Were hunted down for "retirement".

"Beware of the skin-jobs, Deckard!

Combat bots kill; pleasure bots seduce.

Beware Leon, Zhora, and Pris!"

A glow did an owl eye produce.

He took his Blaster gun in hand:

VK-tested them one by one.

So rested he by a Nexus 6,

And dreamt of a unicorn.

Bold Roy with J. Sebastian B.

Went to his Maker and said brazenly:

"I want more life, Pop."

Bad answer, the eyes go pop.

"Unsportsmanlike" Deckard is chased like a slave.

From rooftop falls; by whim is saved.

"Like tears in a rain" now Roy is dead.

Time to elope with Rachel.

Ever since then the debate never ends:

The director's cut and the voiceover mends.

Is Deckard a bot, or isn't he?

Well, read the great FAQ, and you will see.

'Twas L.A., and the Tyrell Corp.

Had replicants to space colonies sent:

All robots that won't co-op.

Were hunted down for "retirement".

This parody of Lewis Carroll's "Jabberwocky" tells the story of the film Blade Runner.