Cursing News

Cursing news tells the news as it should be.

How? By inserting curse words in today's news stories, of course.

You simply select your style of profanity:

- Regular curse words

- Shakespearian curses (with an added element of The Bard's dialect)

- Cockney [London] curses (with additional Cockney Rhyming Slang)

Select from:

- Explicit cursing

- Moderate cursing

- Mild cursing

- No cursing (then it's a cool RSS feed reader)

Then read up-to-date news, sport, tech and fun stories with added cursing.

News can be depressing, but now you can hear about "S&!@ bankers who don't a F@#KING pay rise this year, due to the C%&@ OF A world recession."