Satirist

Confessions of a troll

by Jerome Segundo | April 13, 2016

You’ve never met me, but you probably dislike me.

I’m a troll.

The modern-day equivalent of the ogre beneath the bridge, I lurk in the comments section of your favorite news sites. I hold strong opinions on many topics, and I’m not afraid to trumpet them. Hillary? Indictable. Obama? Deportable. Welfare? Deplorable. Guns? Adorable.

Some people find my remarks inflammatory. My posts attract “dislikes” the way Tom Brady attracts blitzing linebackers. (By the way, if you ever have trouble telling Tom and me apart, I’m the unconcussed one.)

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