Post date: May 20, 2011 4:0:0 PM
10. This is your captain
speaking and I don't feel that life is worth
living anymore.
9. We're cruising at an altitude of....ah, hell, I
don't know.
8. Could somebody come up here and tell me
what this button does?
7.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!...Just kidding.
6. Would a flight attendant bring me a
martini?...And keep 'em coming!
5. This is...uh ...this is.. .uh...your...hmm...damn
it...I seem to have lost my memory.
4. Passengers on the left side of the plane --
does that engine sound funny to you?
3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of
jerks!
2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash!
Oops -- is this intercom on?
1. We'll be on the ground in 10
minutes. One way or another...bon voyage