I usually have 4 or 5 practice beers before I have my actual beer.
Yes, Joe and Dean are both Ordained Ministers. They can and should preform your wedding ceremony. Choose from secular pirate, chill Dude, to respectful sacrosanct. It might only cost a case of beer and a bottle of rum. And hey, pirates love to stay for the good dance music at weddings too. We can even provide DJ services.