ELA Component

George-Edward

11-1-13

HSAELPASO

PBL Argumentative essay

The only thing stopping the double cone from being the most Juggernautesque force on this planet Earth, which we all inhabit freely and without bound, is the fact that it's tendons have been cut and it's been hobbled beyond recovery. The very fact that the U.S. Government is not funding this is beyond my comprehension-- that's my understanding, for the record-- and shows its weakness as the leading power of the nation. I believe that the double cone is a technology beyond our time and can be used to great extent.

Why, in fact, I think the double cone deserves some researched background. Well, the double cone has been around for a while, almost entirely undocumented, until the Great Would-Be Partastrophe of 1918, where a boy used the great power of the double cone to mitigate the ruin of his birthday party. The crowd was amazed, having had their understanding of gravity disproved by a mere child; unfortunately, the crowd observing him killed him in his own backyard due to the fact that god made gravity and to defy it is to defy god and such. However, he was remembered in the hipstory books to be found much later in this golden era. It has been speculated, however, that the double cone, despite its being beyond our current technology, was used to make the great pyramids of Gyza. However, even with the power of the double cone, we have not reached our full potential as a race. The double cone is even present in power drills.

The double cone is a peculiar device, in that it has been referenced in influential works in the world, from R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings saga, J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, and others, to the works of famous Hollywood producers. Maybe if the double cone was harnessed for good, it would be used better?