The resignation letter. Yes Internet you're going to help me write it. I have two different versions of what I have so far. The deal is, you help me write it, and you get to pick which one I submit.
I'm also thinking of making some generic Certificate of Completion, like you might get for attending a short class. But in this case, it would be a Certificate of Completion for "my employment here"
I would like to inform you that I am resigning from my position as Product Engineer, effective XXX.
Thank you for the opportunities for professional development that you have provided me during the last five years. I have enjoyed working people in the compay and appreciate the support provided me during my tenure.
I give up. Here's two weeks notice. Notice how for the next two weeks I'm not even going to bother returning customer calls or emails.
I strongly advise that you have someone else to transition my workload and knowledge off to in the next two weeks. Because after two weeks is up. If you need anything from me, my excise tax license kicks in and it'll be "consulting services" at my new standard rate of $400 an hr.
Not to quote Eric Cartman, but.....