Murphy's Law

"Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else." (Finagle's eighth rule)

"Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on." (Churchill's commentary on man)

"The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem." (Peer's law)

"No matter where you go, there you are!" (Oliver's law of location)

"The chief cause of problems is solutions." (Sevreid's law)

"When a body is immersed in water, the telephone rings." (Bell's theorem)

"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it." (Olivier's law)

Quoted from Arthur Bloch Murphy's Law Complete (Mandarin)