Damon's Movies

Hot off the press!!! Damon's first movie in 20 years!!! This horror/sci-fi comedy features Bruce Liar (a Bruce Li imitator) and fellow assassin Tuna Satana. Both are part of a task force that discovers aliens have revived the dead, just like in PLAN 9 FROM OUTERSPACE! The result is 90 minutes of humor,cheesy monsters, spandex-clad girls, karate chops, goofy animation, silver go-go boots, punk rock, miniature vehicles, ray-gun battles and more humor! If you like AGE OF DEMONS and DEVILS DRAGONS AND BLOOD-SUCKING BATS, then you'll love 2024's OF MUMMIES AND MARTIANS. 

DVD: $20.00 includes US shipping

Long before internet streaming, we had Community Access cable. This two-disk set has the 1995 wrestler, “Mysteron” going on no-budget, silly adventures and comedies. Plenty of acrobatic fight scenes and comedic skits, as Mysteron, Captain Super Dude, Mighty Morphin' Power Cop and Kung Fu Tortoise take on bad guys and scantily-clad bad gals.

DVD: $35.00 includes US shipping

Whether you knew this hybrid movie as "Mars Men", "Jumborg Ace and Giant" or "Mars Adam", it's now available dubbed in American English. Queen Martian has begun sacrificing & crucifying the inhabitants of Taipei, Taiwan! So it's up to Hanumajin (imagine a South-East Asian of The Golem) and Japanese superhero Jumborg Ace to protect these Chinese victims. The whole second half of the movie is one long dai-kaiju battle! This print is the most thorough version of the story, filling the plot holes of the odd European prints.

DVD: $20.00 includes US shipping

Using stock footage from Japan, this Thai splice job is the craziest of the Bangkok/Japan hybrids! Kamen Rider X and his brothers go to Thailand, where the revived King Dark is kidnapping women to drink their blood! Plenty of martial arts and cheesy costumes in this Golden Turkey!  Where else might you see nude women in a Kamen Rider movie?! English dubbed, sometimes sarcastically.

DVD: $20.00 includes US shipping

Funny dialogue and Tae Kwon Do kicks a plenty, in this slapstick comedy about Betaman. Mulan, Bruise Wayne, Dr. Chang Jekyll and Deng the Menace seek the mighty robot, Mazinga V.  How else can these bumbling fools protect the earth from evil invaders like The Andromeda Werewolf and Princess Labia?!

Contains adult humor.

DVD: $20.00 includes US shipping

Mild-mannered Clark Cunt becomes a "Korean  Batman" in this Korean comedy!  Gangsters, descended from the Wu Tang Clan, are smuggling bootlegged comic books into Seoul.  Can our hero, and Detective Fock Yu defeat the Wu Tang Gang's many kung fu masters?  English dubbed, with adult dialogue. 

DVD: $20.00 includes US shipping

"Old-school kung fu" meets "old-school daikaiju" in this English dubbed comedy. Slapstick humor and colorful antics abound! Bumbling fool Young Gu discovers The Universal Union of Monsters (Dracula, Yongary, Frankenstein, Gremlin, The Werewolf and Andromeda Aliens) has invaded Korea. So he seeks the help of one of Shaolin Temple's top kung fu masters, and the mysterious phantom, The Golden Bat. Can this heroic trio defeat the monstrous villains? 

DVD: $20.00 includes US shipping

Finally, this 1960s Taiwanese movie is available to English-language audiences!  Though obviously inspired by Japan's THE MAGIC SERPENT, this laughable fantasy is better known under such titles as 小飛俠, "Hsiao Fei Hsia", and "Young Flying Hero".  Damon Foster faithfully translated this silly 1969 film's dialogue into English, and then came up with a soundtrack that's 75% serious and 25% humorous. The DVD includes optional soundtracks, audio-commentary, cast biographies, rare trivia and more. Return with us, to a time when clumsy swordplay qualified as martial arts, when cheap rubber-costumes sufficed as giant monsters, and good old English dubbing was preferred over subtitles.

Featuring the voices of: Ric Meyers, Damon Foster, Ed Godziszewski, Johnny Saiko, Andrea Beesley Brown, J.D. Lees, Brad Warner, Brett Homenick, Barrie Evans and Danny Marianino.

DVD:  $20.00 includes US shipping

Finally, this colorful, exciting, early 1980s comedy is available on DVD!  Giant tarantulas, winged vampires and cannibalistic witches battle the heroic Monkey King, via martial arts, swordplay and old school special effects (rubber costumes, large props & sets, blue-screen FX, etc.).  The disk has optional soundtracks:  Cantonese, Mandarin, AND English!  Featuring the voices of Ric Meyers, Damon Foster & Andrea Beesley Brown.

DVD: $20.00 includes US shipping

This feature-length, shot-on-video (analog VHS), 1992 comedy combines martial arts, punk rock, busty women, and a script involving a demonic empire.

"Of course, it’s very cheesy, cheap and low quality; but it’s also full of fun!"- Kim Jin Sung, Korean B-Movie Website (1996)

 DVD $20.00 includes US shipping

Sequel to 1999’s DEVILS DRAGONS AND VAMPIRES.  It’s the continuing story of The Ghoul Squad, a team of wizards who battle vampires and giant monsters.  This time, our heroes team up with a troupe of wrestlers. 

2004’s DEVILS DRAGONS AND BLOOD-SUCKING BATS is this film crew’s first major experiment with CGI.

DVD: $20.00 includes US shipping

Despite overwhelming odds (ancient video equipment which kept failing, unreliable actors, and a hastily written script) against its completion, DDV still manages to entertain somewhat. Easily Damon Foster’s worst video, despite efforts to liven up this fiasco with topless female vampires, bad jokes, and a Satanic hero (!) who practices kung fu. 

“I enjoyed it thoroughly. I felt that the corny jokes were a little thick, but I really had a good time.” 
Ed Holland, MONSTER ATTACK TEAM (2001)

“Overall, good job Damon.  Looking forward to your next film.”
August Ragone, HENSHIN ONLINE (2000)

“Damon Foster’s video production is a hilarious spoof of every martial arts movie character.” –Amy Harlib, MAFFAPA fanzine (1989) 

“This is an incredible movie.  It’s the funniest thing I’ve seen since—I can’t remember when.”-Jim Alexender, INDEPENDENT VIDEO fanzine (1990)

"HOT DOGS ON THE RUN manages to be a credible spoof of martial arts films.  The stuntwork, as times, is quite impressive.  But non-kung fu fans may find the extremely low productions values to be too much of a hindrance.”  -   Richard Akiyama, SKAM fanzine.

 “The best martial arts film made for loose change.  Damon starred in a few different roles in this excellent shot-on-video spoof of old martial arts flicks.” Garo Nigoghossian, PADODA fanzine

DVD $20.00 includes US shipping

MARTYR X is the sister project to the more popular DEVILS DRAGONS AND BLOOD-SUCKING BATS (both 2005 movies were shot simultaneously): Same cast, same set, same props. MARTYR X was shot in the morning, and after costume changes, DEVILS DRAGONS AND BLOOD-SUCKING BATS was shot in the afternoon. Martial arts, a giant octopus, fanged trolls, a monstrous turtle, and Islamic terrorists battle it out, in this tale of a radio-active meteor that creates genetic mutations. Plenty of laughs, fight scenes, spaceships, spandex-clad girls, alien invaders and robots in this feature-length, sci-fi comedy.

DVD $20.00 includes US shipping

A two-disk compilation that’s a must for fans of Ultraman, Power Rangers, Godzilla, etc.  In addition to a youthful Damon Foster [performing superhero karate] on stage in the 1980s, there’s a riveting documentary about the height of Power Rangers mania (early 1990s), when stalker Scott Dacy harassed not only the program’s ‘Pink Ranger’ actress, but he even hassled independent video makers & fanzine editors like Damon Foster himself. 

In addition, there’s a rare English dubbed print of GO-RANGERS (mid-1970s Japanese TV show) #1, and a report on silly shenanigans that happened at a 2006 sci-fi convention. Plenty of laughs!

 DVD: $20.00 includes US shipping

SHAOLIN VS. TERMINATOR is Damon’s 2003 audio dubbing of an obscure, feature-length foreign language movie.  Foster took this Korean sci-fi farce and turned it into a comedy, along the lines of WHAT’S UP TIGER LILY and KUNG PAO. 

DVD: $20.00 includes US shipping

Finally, Damon's experimental old skits ("Incredible Pus Monkey Circus", "Curse of the Prehistoric Monsters", "Karate Guys are Here to Stay", "News for the Slow", "Violent Yet Noble Dudes of Shaolin", "Dinky Hormone's Outhouse", and much more) are available on this 4-disk set. For decades, Foster was too ashamed to let anybody see some of his brash, crude, offensive (YOU'VE NOW BEEN WARNED!)oldies, but he finally relented. In addition, several of the skits were experiments he made as a youngster in the 1970s & early 1980s-- and are unwatchable. The highlight is his comedic, ten-part serial STUCK IN A RUT (from 1986 Community Access), which manage to be funny, coherent and G-Rated! Includes behind-the-scenes trivia that documents what it was like to be a video-maker in the 1980s.

DVD: $25.00 includes US shipping