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Greetings Readers! Cain Electric Inc started advertising in the Summit Daily Times at the end of 2011. In an effort to change up the ad a bit, and reach our readers in a unique way, we will be changing the ad periodically. Be sure to check out our ad in the Summit Daily Times for helpful electrical information from Cain'r, our Master Electrician, mixed with a good share of electrical humor. All ad changes will be updated here on our website for fun.
2015
Winter Season
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!
Summer Season
Any Job Large or Small, We Conduit!
2014
Any Job Large or Small, We Conduit!
Summer Joke:
Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?
A: Have a baa – baa – cue!
Spring Phrase: Why Not Us? (Hockey people, hockey!) Lucky number 33, my favorite hockey player/coach-Patrick Roy's quote!
Easter Joke:
Q: What kind of jokes do eggs tell?
A: Egg yolks!
Happy Easter!
2013
January:
Any Job Large or Small, We Conduit!
February:
Happy Valentines Day!
Q: Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm?
A: Because he couldn't resistor!
Through the year:
Q: Why are electricians always up to date?
A: Because they are "current specialists".
Q: Why are electricians always up to date?
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> A: Because they are "current specialists".
Q: How does a hockey player kiss?
A: He puckers up!
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets Jalapeno Business
Any job, large or small, we conduit!
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Winter Holiday Season:
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
Happy Holidays!
2012
We have just fallen in love with the quote that a friend suggested for us, it is just perfect!
An job, large or small, we conduit!
RIP Kent (Siggy). Thank you for being a good friend. Thank you for always providing a laugh on any given day. Thank you for your time and help to a friend in need. You are missed every day.
So, we will change out for a really good joke here and there, but no more weekly jokes for now!
Scroll down the page for answers on all of our previous weekly jokes!
Q: Why are electricians always up to date?
A: Because they are "current specialists".
Sunday September 9, 2012
What is an electrician's favorite water vessel?
Sunday August 26 2012
Any job, large or small, we conduit!
Sunday August 5 2012
Why are electricians always up to date?
Sunday July 29 2012
Why do fluorescent lights hum?
Sunday July 22 2012
True or False? Batteries convert chemical energy into electrical energy.
Sunday July 15 2012
Are you quick enough to avoid electrical shock?
Sunday June 17th-July 14th 2012
What would a barefooted person get if they stepped on an electrical wire?
Sunday June 10 2012
Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm?
Sunday June 3 2012
What is an electrician's favorite ice cream flavor?
Answers:
Sunday September 9, 2012
An "arc"
Sunday August 26, 2012
Any job, large or small, we conduit!
Sunday August 5, 2012
Because they are "current specialists".
Sunday July 29 2012
Because they don't know the words.
Sunday July 22 2012
True
Sunday July 15 2012
Electricity travels at approximately 700 million miles/hour (speed of light)
Sunday June 17th-July 14th 2012
A pair of shocks!
Sunday June 10 2012
Because he couldn't resistor!
Sunday June 3 2012
Shock-o-lot
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