Just some funny, interesting or favourite quotes of mine:
"Only two things are infinite, The universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
"Move fast, be bold, focus on impact"
-Mark Zuckerberg (Founder of Facebook), three keys to success
"If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten."
"All god does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
-http://d3lta.net/sheep/
"A Perl module would prefer that you stay out of its living room because you weren't invited, not because it has a shotgun."
-unix.org.ua
"Hurry up and wait (Microsoft)"
-Brian Douglas
"Linux is a beautiful operating system"
-Murray Saul
"Sucked you in like a rubber pickle"
-Allan Souder
"Why pita? Because the vast majority of Russian Jews in Toronto stopped in Israel for months or years en route to the New World, and there they absorbed Israeli eating. Hence Me Va Me's menu – mostly Israeli, with a soupçon of Russian."