Get Off the Freeway. Give Us Your Money.
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We just want you to get off the freeway and give us your money.
"Gotfguym"
This is where we explain our catchy slogan. Get off the freeway and give us your money means that you should not keep driving on the freeway. It means that after you get off the freeway, you should give us your money.
Our Business Philosophy
Our mission statement is that if we can't get you off the freeway and parted with your money faster than anybody else, then next time we will give you half off.
GetOffTheFreewayGiveUsYourMoney * 1122 poopoo poopoo ave. *Junkyard, CA * US * $$$$$