Whenever something defies common sense, there is usually politics involved. — P. J. O'Rourke
In the middle ages, burning too many people at the stake for witchcraft was considered irrational. To burn none was considered insanity. — Unknown
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. —Voltaire
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.— Bertrand Russell
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise. — Lady Mary Wortley Montagu
It's always jam tomorrow, or jam yesterday, but never jam today. — Alice (Lewis B. Carroll)
We keep making all the wrong mistakes. — Yogi Berra
If you come to a fork in the road, take it. — Yogi Berra
When faced with the choice between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried before. — Mae West
Somehow it is said that whenever a person has disappeared that they were last seen in San Francisco — Oscar Wilde
You better cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight. I don't think I can eat an entire pizza. — Yogi Berra
The coldest winter I ever spent was one summer in San Francisco -- Mark Twain