Nonsense

A selection:

• "Yes I Said Yes I Will Take My Prozac Yes" (with Lawrence Douglas), The New York Times, October 5, 1997

• "The Philosopher Is In" (with Lawrence Douglas), The New Yorker, June 1, 1998, 90

• "Let's Go to the Videotape" (with Lawrence Douglas), The New York Times, May 2, 1999

• "Treating Post-Tenure Depression" (with Lawrence Douglas), The Chronicle of Higher Education, February 21, 2003, B20

• Sense and Nonsensibility: Lampoons of Learning and Literature (with Lawrence Douglas), 2004, Simon and Schuster

• "Advanced Symptoms of Advanced Degrees" (with Lawrence Douglas), The Chronicle of Higher Education, March 4, 2005, B16

• "Personals" (with Lawrence Douglas), The Chronicle of Higher Education, November 25, 2005, B20

• "A Uniquely American Declaration?" (with Lawrence Douglas), The Hartford Courant, July 1, 2007

• "Portraits of the Artist as a Yarn Dog” (with Lawrence Douglas), in Tom Friedman, Gagosian Gallery, 2007, pp. 113-17

• "Comic Logic," a letter to The New Yorker, December 24-31, 2007, 12

• "Literary Police Blotter" (with Lawrence Douglas), The Chronicle of Higher Education, February 1, 2008

• "Happyholism in Academe" (with Lawrence Douglas), The Chronicle of Higher Education, May 30, 2008

• "MoMA's Urinals," The Art Museum Toilet Museum of Art, December 2008 [a report in The New York Times]

• "Losers' Auction" (with Lawrence Douglas), McSweeney's

• "A Modest Proposal (on healthcare)" (with Lawrence Douglas), The Guardian, 1 July 2017

• "If Trump shot Michael Cohen in broad daylight, here's what Republicans would say" (with Lawrence Douglas), The Guardian, 23 August 2018