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We Are Out of Mustard
A man has his hobbies. A country is hungry.
The core of the Earth throbs in 3-D
like in an end-of-the-world science fiction movie.
I am coated in seven layers of sunscreen.
Heaven wants to abduct me with its energy beams,
so I sleep on the couch.
The house beeps its fire alarm language
so I wake up
and make a last-ditch effort to make a sandwich.