Stupendous

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? It was hooked onto a tree for its whole life!

Which one of Santa's Reindeer have bad manners? Rude-olph!

What is the first thing Elves learn at school? The Elf-abet!

What do you call an Elf who sings? A wrapper!

What was Santa's favourite subject at school? Chemis-tree!

What is a Christmas trees favourite shape? A tree-angle!

Why did the reindeer get a bad report card? Because he went down in History!

Where do Polar Bears vote? At the North Poll!

What do get is you cross a Christmas tree with an apple? A Pineapple!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!

 Where do snowmen get the weather report? Winternet!

 What do you get if you cross Santa and a detective? Santa Clues!

Where do the reindeer like to stop for ice cream? Deery Queen!

What did Santa say when Mrs. Claus asked for the weather forecast? Rain, Dear!