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Halloween Jokes to tell your friends!

• • What position does the ghost play in soccer? Ghoul-keeper.

  •   Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo 

  • Who did the ghost take on a date? His ghoul-friend.

  • Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!

  • How do you know if a mummy is sick? He can't stop coffin.

  • Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.

  • Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves.

  • How do mummies tell their future? They read their horror-scope.

  • Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation.

  • What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

  • What's a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor? Vein-illa.

  • Why are vampires bad at art? They are only able to draw blood.

  • Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.

  • What kind of art do skeletons like? Skulltures.

  • What's a witch's favorite makeup? Ma-scare-a.

  • How does a witch style her hair? With scare spray.

  • What kind of medicine do witches use on their warts? I don't know, but it's not working.

  • Why does a witch ride a broomstick? So she can make a clean getaway.

  •  Why was the jack-o'-lantern scared? Because it had no guts.

  • Why don't zombies like pirates? They're too salty.

  • Why aren't zombies ever arrested? They can't be captured alive.

  • What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaains!

  • How do you know if a zombie likes someone? They ask for seconds.

  • What kind of bread do zombies like? Whole brain.

  • Did you hear about the coffin sale? That's the last thing I need.

  • I dropped my pumpkin yesterday. Jack-o-lantern? More like crack-o-lantern!

  • Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.