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Hello and Welcome to Sterling Green's Very Awesome Reviews where I will basically talk about anything that I can think of (Shows, Movies, Games, Food, and importantly Hats). As some people may know I have been making questionable fashion choices as of late regarding my hats. And I want to talk about some of them that you may have seen me wear, and also other hats and my overall reviews on them.
The Ushanka (Trapper Hat)
The Ushanka (Trapper Hat)
This is the Ushanka, an awesome winter hat I recommend to any Mainer. This one I found on Amazon for about 20 dollars. The fur is fake, but really warm and soft. There is a mask included with it, but it tends to fogs up my glasses, which becomes really distracting, so normally I don't wear it. 9/10
Wide Brim Leather Cattle Hat
Wide Brim Leather Cattle Hat
This is my favorite hat of all time. No other hat comes close to besting it. It makes a good summer and winter hat through my extensive testing procedures. I acquired said hat in 1.A. Relics in Ellsworth, Its an enormous thrift store filled with anything you can think of. The hat is made out of genuine leather and was made in Mexico. My only con with this hat was the included tassel on the back which looks really weird so I decided to just cut it off.
10/10
10/10
Grenadier Hat
Grenadier Hat
This is the Grenadier Hat, worn by the Queen's Guard of England. This hat is NOT practical and looks really silly. Each hat is made out of a bear hide which is really cool. But when it's summer time they can faint from the sweltering heat in the hat and woolen coats. Also I don't think you can see where you are going so that's a problem. The Queen's Guard are really cool people but their hats sure aren't
4/10
4/10
A VERY UGLY HAT
A VERY UGLY HAT
This is quite probably the worst hat of all time and that's something I don't say likely. Apparently on Amazon this putrid hat has a 4.5 star rating with 286 reviews. Imagine that, 286 bought this hat and most likely enjoyed it. 286 people acquire joy whilst wearing this silly elf hat. It is really sad to see such depressing information but as a fellow journalist it is my job to put forth such data. They probably payed tons of money for this woman to act happy while wearing this hat. This elf hat is only going to be worn once out of the year which makes it a horrible investment in terms of hat purchasing which I am an expert in by the way. Maybe the only good thing about the hat is the 2 little bells on the boots which seems kind of cool but it is just so ugly.
This is quite probably the worst hat of all time and that's something I don't say likely. Apparently on Amazon this putrid hat has a 4.5 star rating with 286 reviews. Imagine that, 286 bought this hat and most likely enjoyed it. 286 people acquire joy whilst wearing this silly elf hat. It is really sad to see such depressing information but as a fellow journalist it is my job to put forth such data. They probably payed tons of money for this woman to act happy while wearing this hat. This elf hat is only going to be worn once out of the year which makes it a horrible investment in terms of hat purchasing which I am an expert in by the way. Maybe the only good thing about the hat is the 2 little bells on the boots which seems kind of cool but it is just so ugly.
1/10 Would not recommend to a friend
Dog Top Hat
Dog Top Hat
This is a Dog Top Hat, a one of a kind hat only found in RM10 of Mrs. Mathewsons class. It has a very elegantly crafted outside with Mustard Yellow and Crimson colors along the hat. It is a little small for me so I forced Ari to wear it. Overall this is a solid B Class hat, only downside to it is that I can't wear it so it isn't a perfect hat but a very good one.
8/10 Possibly would recommend to a friend
8/10 Possibly would recommend to a friend
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