Soviet TU-44 Tank

Not to be confused with the old crummy TU-34, this much improved on/off-road vehicle was the pinnacle of Soviet personal transportation during the nostalgic "war years." It seats a family of four in relative comfort, and can be refitted with non-shrapnel airbags and turret-mounted GPS for an additional fee. Kept in (very) cold storage, these well-preserved behemoths will turn heads on any highway.

Fuel Consumption (Diesel only):

*3 Gallons per Minute/Highway * 5 Gallons per minute/Off-road

Color Choices:

• Black * Camo
• Puce *Winter White

Notes:

• Not guaranteed to start the first time
• New batteries may be required
• Shells, tracers, etc not included but may be purchased from any local OEM supplier
• No snow tires needed in winter !

Shea Stadium

Not a Model or Replica

Formerly the home of the NY Mets, this wonderful icon of sports memorabilia can be yours for all to admire.

It is a real showpiece for any sports enthusiast and may be ideally used as a school or church.

Notes:

• Some assembly required
• Large yard suggested
• Missing a few seats and signs
• Not suitable for apartments or zero lot line homes
• Some field lights may need sodium vapor bulbs
• Packed neatly in several bulky crates
• Express shipping available
• BONUS: Georgia clay infield

Genuine Pre-Glastnost Soviet Nuclear Warhead

These fission beauties (fondly nicknamed "Little Comrade" by the Sovitskya Armiya) will be available next Christmas season in traditional black or lemon-yellow (to simulate a large fruit or tree ornament).

RADIATION WARNING: U-235 isotope should not be ingested in large amounts.

Wash hands thoroughly after handling.

Notes:

The US Postal Service (USPS) will not deliver warheads over 60 pounds

• Optional sled (as shown) for winter fun !
• Shipped in plain brown wrapper
• Direct air delivery available
• Hydrogen model coming soon !
• Ask about our ICBM delivery system !

Last Remaining Moon Rock from the Apollo 13 Mission

Positively guaranteed to be the only one of its kind

Currently safeguarded by NASA police in Area 51 Moon Vault

Notes:

• Refrigeration suggested
• Available in Gruyere, Swiss or Brie
• Marscapone extra
• No expiration date !