Bread!! (and cakes)

If you want to eat a tasteless brick while trying to convince yourself that it's heathier than normal bread then this is the bread for you.

Look, I know this is a staple of Christmas, but does anyone actually enjoy eating this??  In anycase our version of this traditional dessert will not fail to disappoint you.

Well, I don't have much to say about this absolute atrocity, except that you can buy it at our definitely real bakery!